The Blizzards Puns

A list of puns related to "The Blizzards"

Did you hear about the whistleblower who got trapped in a Russian blizzard?

He was Snowden.

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👤︎ u/XIIXOO
📅︎ Feb 14 2021
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What did the eskimos say about their igloo during the blizzard?

We better get inuit

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👤︎ u/JS0D
📅︎ Apr 05 2018
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Dad comes in from shoveling snow after the blizzard.

"Hey, Shiznaztm. I gotta go to work later. I'm already working out there. It looks like I'm working Snowvertime today."

Oof...

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👤︎ u/ShiznazTM
📅︎ Jan 27 2015
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World of Warcraft introduced a scavenger hunt to find a secret item that involved hundreds if not thousands of people in a Discord spending days and days scouring the entire world for little clues.

The secret reward is called Waist of Time.

Well played, Blizzard, well played.

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👤︎ u/DarthEwok42
📅︎ Aug 26 2018
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My dad got me and my girlfriend good

Dad was driving us to his place, and we were talking about games. Girlfriend mentions Blizzard.

Dad: Which one is Blizzard?

Girlfriend: The guys that make World of Warcraft!

Dad: Huh. I thought they were the guys that made the ice.

Goddammits were all around.

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👤︎ u/Frognificent
📅︎ Apr 05 2015
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Boyfriend dropped this about the pending snowstorm

Discussing the snow we're supposed to be getting in Minnesota.

Me: I think we're going to get a blizzard..

Him: Like, from Sonic?

He laughs for long, long time

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👤︎ u/arechs
📅︎ Jan 18 2014
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