My friend made this joke but I think it still counts.

I was having dinner with about 6 friends. I was boasting about some game we all play and that I was the best at it.

When one of my friend asks me; Do you want me to pull up a chair and plate for you ego?

And instantly an other friend says: Naa, he is already full of himself!

That was about two years ago and I still hear that joke from time to time

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My 3yo daughter is ready to be a dad...

My daughter was happily singing "We Wish you a Merry Christmas" in the bath, for 'tis the season. My wife returned home and from downstairs called "I can hear some beautiful singing from somewhere!"

Me: "Yes, I think we have a siren in the bath!"

Daughter, without skipping a beat: "Nee naa, nee naa, nee naa!"

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