Blessedness Puns

A list of puns related to "Blessedness"

What type of sneeze is made out of leather

A shoe

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👤︎ u/Its_not_me_its-
📅︎ Mar 26 2022
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They were so young...
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👤︎ u/Shallelujah
📅︎ Mar 23 2021
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The real benefit to cheesemaking isn’t the cheese itself

It’s the friends you make along the whey.

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👤︎ u/Aphex-Puddle
📅︎ Mar 29 2021
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Cheesus Christ
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👤︎ u/harsoul05
📅︎ Aug 24 2020
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I'm a lactose intolerant and this doesn't explain why I see hell after eating cheese
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👤︎ u/Rengar_Downey_Jr
📅︎ Oct 22 2020
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My brother works at the zoo.

His job is to circumcise the elephants. His wage isn't much but the tips are huge.

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👤︎ u/Prav_Brav
📅︎ Feb 12 2022
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The summer rains have finally arrived...

Couldn’t have come monsoon enough!

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👤︎ u/PEZZZZZZZZZZZ
📅︎ Jul 20 2020
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Lip-sticky situation imgur.com/yAZ4pZJ
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👤︎ u/sarahsugarplum
📅︎ Dec 02 2014
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A proud father: My son got my wife today

Today we were eating and my son ate a carrot without using the fork so my wife promptly said: "Don't eat with your fingers..." to which he answered: "I'm eating with my mouth!"

I was soooo happy and my wife had to let it slide...

(We don't speak English so I hope the joke isn't lost in the translation)

EDIT: Thanks for all the upvotes :) This was an unexpected surprise to wake up to. Very happy that it translates in to English so well. Now some clarifications:

  1. Yes... the carrots were cooked, we are not psychopaths (in regards to our eating habbits)

  2. My son is 10 years old and still living at home

  3. We all speak English, just not our native language and not used at the dinner table

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👤︎ u/lweinreich
📅︎ Aug 30 2018
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Why did the melons get married in a church?

Because they can't elope.

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👤︎ u/Mrs__featherbottom
📅︎ Jun 17 2017
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Why were the eggs Benedict served on a shiny platter on Christmas morning?

Because there is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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👤︎ u/gnazz23
📅︎ Dec 23 2016
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