My son asked why so many people liked black olives...

I replied, β€œyou should ask olive them.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdaChinz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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I told my wife I just dropped her can of black olives.

I told her not to worry. I didn't drop olive them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigGunsJC
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
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Tiny biscuit pizzas and my kid...

My 8yo daughter and I were adding ingredients to the biscuit pizzas before putting in them in the oven. I told her to...

Me: put black olives on em.

Her: dad?....

Me: yes

Her: on Olive them?

I was was so proud 🀣

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brokenbyher2019
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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I was at the supermarket the other day.

After completing all my purchases in the shopping list, I walked over to the sweet section. At a glance with many choices of chocolates, I was puzzled at what to choose. After rounding it off to Black or white chocolate, I decided to walk away. I may not eat healthy all the time but sometimes OlivesMatter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MShafiSatthar
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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My dad held a sign with a picture of all kinds of olives..

At a black lives matter march when people asked him "what do you think you are doing?"

He replied "I think olives matter!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viglundur
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2016
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