Request: Horse Birthday Puns
It's my friend's birthday, I'm trying to think of a clever horse pun to send her for her birthday because she really likes horses. I suck at this, and am a bit dis-trot. Plz help I will love you forever.
I got you a refrigerator for your birthday.
I can’t wait to see your face light up when you open it.
My birthday is on July 24th, shame I was born in america. If I was born anywhere else....
my birthday would be 24/7
My wife bought me a new shirt for my birthday!
The Norse god of mischief only had private birthday parties.
He kept things pretty low key.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
What did the Redditor do on their birthday?
What do cats eat on their birthdays?
Twin brothers just had a birthday
One turned twenty. The other turned twenty too.
(Trust me it works when you say it out loud)
i got this as a birthday present and thought this sub would appreciate a good music pun
Happy Birthday Beethoven
In honor of Ludwig von Beethoven's 250th birthday ...
What is Beethoven doing to celebrate his 250th birthday?
He's decomposing!
Bought my wife a rocket for her birthday...
My dad asked me to hand out invitations for my brothers surprise birthday party...
That's when I realised he was the favourite twin.
I met a woman once at a party celebrating my father's 50th birthday.
We got to talking and I found out she worked as a stunt double on some pretty big name movie sets. She looked to be at least 10 years my senior but very fit and attractive and we both seemed to really be hitting it off.
Because all the immediate family in the local area had thrown a smaller, more private celebration for my father a few days prior, I didn't really feel a need to stick around any longer, so I asked the woman if she was interested in sharing some drinks with me at the nearby Hilton where I was staying. She happily accepted.
Suddenly, I turned towards the sound of my father's voice cheerfully calling out the name "Andra" (pronounced ON-druh) and my own as he approached. Andra, the woman I had been speaking with, turned towards him, glanced quickly back at me, then looked back again at my father and with a disconcerted look on her face exclaimed, "Oh brother!"
And that's when I realized the double, Aunt Andra.
It’s my wife’s birthday soon and she’s been leaving jewelry catalogues all over the house.
So, I've taken the hint...
I got her a magazine rack!
Which kind of Swiss cheese always celebrates its birthday?
I was surprised that the only gift I got for my birthday was a bucket of Play-Doh.
I don’t know what to make of it.
My wifi password is the cat's birthday month
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said,
“You know, one would have been enough.”
All I got for my birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I’m having a hard time dealing with this.
Statistics shows that people who have the most birthdays....
I cut my birthday cake in half and ate both sides.
I wanted to halve my cake and eat it too.
I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
I used to get heartburn whenever I ate birthday cake...
... until the doctor told me to take the candles off first!
Happy cake day to meeeeee!
Birthdays are good for your health,
The more you have,the longer you live.
On this day last year me wife got me a stationary bike for my birthday.
Well it’s a regular bike but it hasn’t moved in 364 days.
For his birthday, I got my son an alarm clock that swears at him instead of ringing.
He is in for a rude awakening.
For my wife's birthday I bought her a beautiful fridge freezer....
I know it isn't much, but you should have seen her face light up when she opened it.
A pirate wanted to celebrate his captain’s birthday, so he bought a large quantity of balloons while ashore. Back on the ship, he walked over to hand the balloons to the captain, but he tripped and most of them floated away. The captain said, “Arrr! That was a costly mistake...”
“We lost a lot of doubloons.”
On the day my friends were hosting my birthday celebration, I had diarrhea.
What did the postman get his wife for her birthday?
I didn’t get the Xbox Series X I wanted for my birthday.
I need someone to console me.
I invited the local farmer and his horse to my son's birthday party
They quickly became the centaur of attention
When Shaquille O’Neal gives you a birthday card, he always signs it with a reference to his favorite 80’s song.
My mom played the clarinet in high school. She mentioned she wanted to play again, but doesn't have the money to waste on it. I ordered one for her birthday and left her a subtle clue.
I’m mad at my wife because I bought a stun gun for her birthday and she tested it out on me. Twice.
What a revolting response to a gift. I was stunned.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
It’s my wife’s birthday soon and she’s been leaving jewelry catalogs all over the house.
She'll be happy to know I got the hint.
I got her a magazine rack!
As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he broke down into tears.
He turned towards me and said, "One would've been enough, son."
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
The only gift I got for my birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I’m finding it hard to deal with this.
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