Birding Puns

A list of puns related to "Birding"

My dad used to annoy me with bird puns.

But now I realize toucan play that game.

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👤︎ u/tacoenthusiast
📅︎ Jan 03 2021
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I got into an argument with someone I thought was a "birds aren't real" supporter. I'm an idiot; they were just messing with me and they made some amazing bird puns along the way that deserve attention. The link to the post is in the comments so you can go give the user karma and see the context.

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👤︎ u/RedLeader11037
📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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Bird Puns
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👤︎ u/JMal1719
📅︎ Feb 08 2020
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My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns.

Well, toucan play that game.

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👤︎ u/SpiceCake68
📅︎ Mar 25 2020
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My friend wouldn’t stop telling me bird puns

Little did he know toucan play at that game

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👤︎ u/AwesomeGreninja9
📅︎ Jun 13 2019
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Bird puns in the comments
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👤︎ u/RedLeader11037
📅︎ Sep 03 2019
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Bird Pun Worm Book Bird v.redd.it/8gz511ikn4g31
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👤︎ u/BlueTides2
📅︎ Aug 13 2019
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Wanna hear a bird pun? ..no?

Well this is hawkward.

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👤︎ u/conditackler
📅︎ Aug 25 2019
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Bird puns galore
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👤︎ u/BanAllPineapples
📅︎ Feb 01 2019
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[REQUEST] Star Wars Bird Puns

Working on a little something. Give me your best and I will include you in the credits.

So far I only have: Coo Skywalker

Edit: thanks for all the replies! I will post game here soon, and pm those whose puns I end up using.

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👤︎ u/wickjest
📅︎ Jun 24 2017
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Bird pun bad
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👤︎ u/snoopdogg420epicweed
📅︎ Aug 13 2019
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Who will join me in a bird pun exchange? TOUCAN Play at This Game
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👤︎ u/WeissGuy44
📅︎ Feb 14 2018
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My dad kept making bird puns today.

I told him toucan play at that game.

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👤︎ u/LonelyWhiteRabbit
📅︎ Aug 23 2016
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A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game. punsville.com/best/page/2…
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👤︎ u/moses10960
📅︎ Jul 13 2017
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5 Cringey Puns

(Sorry For Not Posting, I Was Busy)

  1. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

  2. I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

  3. Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out.

  4. I didn't use to care much for most puns but over time some of them have groan on me.

  5. A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

(Source For All Puns: https://www.punoftheday.com/cgi-bin/disppuns.pl?ord=F&cat=0&sub=0&page=1)

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👤︎ u/punsdaily
📅︎ Apr 02 2020
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What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment.

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👤︎ u/danuser8
📅︎ Oct 25 2020
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Why couldn't the man stop buying birds?

They were going cheep

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👤︎ u/maccer20
📅︎ Jan 08 2021
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Birds

What sport do birds love?

Crow-quet

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👤︎ u/Ironhawk4god
📅︎ Jan 03 2021
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When migrating birds fly in the shape of a V, do you know why one side is always longer than the other?

That side has more birds.

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👤︎ u/TaliskerLabradoodle
📅︎ Jan 02 2021
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Have you heard about the disease you get from kissing birds ?

It's called Chirpies. It's a canarial disease. It's untweetable.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 20 2020
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Why do birds fly south ?

Cause it’s too far to walk

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👤︎ u/RedMusical
📅︎ Jan 01 2021
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So if a bird lives by the sea it’s a seagull. If it lives by the bay it’s bagel.

So if it’s covered in slime, is it a googull?

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👤︎ u/OtherUnameInShop
📅︎ Jan 10 2021
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Storks bring babies, but do you know what type of birds prevent babies?

Swallows....

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👤︎ u/Photographer_Rob
📅︎ Dec 17 2020
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Sitting around watching the birds crowd around the bird feeder,

My brother says, "Someone must have left a good Yelp review." I said, "Yeah, somebody tweeted about it."

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👤︎ u/Mama_Bear15
📅︎ Jan 03 2021
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What do you call birds that stick together?

Velcrows!

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👤︎ u/RudigherJones
📅︎ Nov 12 2020
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What do you get when you feed the birds?

Fat birds.

(Took this from Mary Poppins)

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👤︎ u/HowMeowBlackCat
📅︎ Dec 22 2020
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What do you call a bird that has committed a crime?

An illegul.

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👤︎ u/mRmyster76
📅︎ Dec 04 2020
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I like bird jokes

They are very uplifting

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👤︎ u/winged-sunrise
📅︎ Dec 08 2020
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Pet owner: "Vet , my birds are stuck together."

Vet: "I'm sorry, I don't understand. It's toucan fusing."

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 19 2020
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The bird war is over

They signed a peace tweety

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👤︎ u/rebelalliance08
📅︎ Nov 18 2020
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What do you call a sick bird from Mars?

An ill Eagle alien

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Dec 16 2020
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Why are birds so successful?

They always suck-seed

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👤︎ u/Strong91105
📅︎ Dec 24 2020
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What do you call a rude game bird?

A jerky Turkey!

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👤︎ u/Marine1992
📅︎ Nov 23 2020
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What do you call a bird that fights?

A taekwon-dodo.

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👤︎ u/type3civilization
📅︎ Nov 01 2020
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Bird Puns?

Toucan play at that game.

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👤︎ u/TheDukeOfSpiffing
📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns

But toucan play that game

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👤︎ u/Faiz_Clan
📅︎ Jun 01 2020
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Bird puns

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

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👤︎ u/hardatworktom
📅︎ Dec 21 2019
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Never Try to Annoy someone with bird puns.

Because Toucan play the game

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👤︎ u/Mumbo_Wumbo_
📅︎ Mar 23 2019
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My Friend wouldn’t stop telling me bird puns

So I said Toucan play at that game

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👤︎ u/Gaizar1027
📅︎ Sep 01 2019
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Never try to annoy me with bird puns..

Because toucan play at that game

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👤︎ u/_Raehln_
📅︎ Aug 18 2017
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A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
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👤︎ u/david7494
📅︎ Mar 02 2019
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Never try to annoy someone with bird puns.

Because toucan play at that game.

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👤︎ u/Radish00
📅︎ Apr 06 2018
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You know why I like bird puns?

Because toucan play at that game.

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👤︎ u/ElsaFrozen2013
📅︎ Oct 30 2019
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My friend keeps sending me bird puns.

He doesn't realise toucan play that game

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👤︎ u/PdawgUltimate
📅︎ Jul 27 2019
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My friend thinks he can make better bird puns than me

Toucan play at this game!

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👤︎ u/FistOnFire
📅︎ May 04 2018
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A friend of mine...

“A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game”.

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👤︎ u/euwrank3262
📅︎ Dec 14 2018
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Why do Birds Fly South?

Cuz they can't walk

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👤︎ u/HydropowerEnergy
📅︎ Nov 06 2020
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?

It's too far to walk.

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👤︎ u/kaneywest
📅︎ Dec 18 2020
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