A list of puns related to "Bingos"
B9
It was B-9.
Thankfully it was B-09.
She's a grammy winner!
But don't worry, it was B9.
She was B 10 and robbed.
It turned out to B9.
It was B9, after all
B9.
Dad: "Yeah, how come you've not bin-going?"
Everytime B-9 comes up, he says:
"B-9... not malignant."
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For some reason my entire family plays bingo every year on Christmas. And every time my dad draws and reads all the number-letter combos. And every year he waits patiently until he can say his favorite dad joke: Oh, thank goodness it's not malignant... (pause for emphasis) It's B9!
Him: "The first game is straight bingo. But this isn't Duck Dynasty, you can still play even if you're not straight."
Groans everywhere.
NV.
Have a fourth one yell "BINGO"
"Bingo."
They can call it BINGO.
Today's lesson was on taking averages. I opened with this:
Mr. C: Last year, I had a student who said, "Mr. C, you're so average!" Can you guess what happened to him, Student 1?
Student 1: You gave him more homework?
Mr. C: I gave him twice as much homework! The next day, he comes into class and says "Mr. C, you're so average!" Guess what happened to him next, Student 2.
Student 2: Uh...even more homework?
Mr. C: Bingo! I gave him ten times as much homework. Finally the next day he comes in and says "Mr. C, you're so mean!"
Dunkin donuts lady in the airport yelled out a number for a customer and he belted out "bingo!!!" I walked a couple steps and did a double take to be sure of what I heard when she called his number again, another "BINGO!!!" I groaned as I passed
Luckily, the tumor was B-9.
Don't worry, it was B9.
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