Bingo Puns

It was B-9.

Benign

Thankfully it was B-09.

She's a grammy winner!

But don't worry, it was B9.

She was B 10 and robbed.

It turned out to B9.

It was B9, after all

B9.

Dad: "Yeah, how come you've not bin-going?"

Everytime B-9 comes up, he says:

"B-9... not malignant."

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For some reason my entire family plays bingo every year on Christmas. And every time my dad draws and reads all the number-letter combos. And every year he waits patiently until he can say his favorite dad joke: Oh, thank goodness it's not malignant... (pause for emphasis) It's B9!

Him: "The first game is straight bingo. But this isn't Duck Dynasty, you can still play even if you're not straight."

Groans everywhere.

NV.

Bingo

Have a fourth one yell "BINGO"

"Bingo."

Just show up at game night and shout Bingo without a card.

They can call it BINGO.

Today's lesson was on taking averages. I opened with this:

Mr. C: Last year, I had a student who said, "Mr. C, you're so average!" Can you guess what happened to him, Student 1?

Student 1: You gave him more homework?

Mr. C: I gave him twice as much homework! The next day, he comes into class and says "Mr. C, you're so average!" Guess what happened to him next, Student 2.

Student 2: Uh...even more homework?

Mr. C: Bingo! I gave him ten times as much homework. Finally the next day he comes in and says "Mr. C, you're so mean!"

Dunkin donuts lady in the airport yelled out a number for a customer and he belted out "bingo!!!" I walked a couple steps and did a double take to be sure of what I heard when she called his number again, another "BINGO!!!" I groaned as I passed

Luckily, the tumor was B-9.

Don't worry, it was B9.