Did you hear about the bingo caller who had a tumor biopsied?

It was B-9.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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What is a doctor's favorite bingo number?

Benign

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruraph
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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I got a tumor from playing so much BINGO.

Thankfully it was B-09.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gevis
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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My mother's mother hit the jackpot at the BINGO!!!

She's a grammy winner!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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I found a spot of cancer on my bingo card.

But don't worry, it was B9.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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My poor old granny was mugged outside the Bingo hall.

She was B 10 and robbed.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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My grandma had a health scare while playing Bingo with her friends.

It turned out to B9.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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My grandmother went to the doctor and found out she has a tumor but still went to bingo right after.

It was B9, after all

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yvonnescence
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2018
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What's a BINGO-playing Oncologist's favorite number?

B9.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vocabularri
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2018
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I asked my Mum why she's not been to Bingo for awhile

Dad: "Yeah, how come you've not bin-going?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AstroHaze
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2014
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I was playing Bingo with my girlfriend's family for Christmas Eve, and her dad always announces the numbers

Everytime B-9 comes up, he says:

"B-9... not malignant."

-____-

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KnightsOfTheNight
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2014
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Bingo!

For some reason my entire family plays bingo every year on Christmas. And every time my dad draws and reads all the number-letter combos. And every year he waits patiently until he can say his favorite dad joke: Oh, thank goodness it's not malignant... (pause for emphasis) It's B9!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tsatugi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2014
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Got unclejoked last night at bingo

Him: "The first game is straight bingo. But this isn't Duck Dynasty, you can still play even if you're not straight."

Groans everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DFOHPNGTFBS
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2013
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Las Vegas is known as β€œSin City”, but which sin does it represent?

NV.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kinjesus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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What has a 100 balls and screws old women

Bingo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/socdist
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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How do you make 3 old ladies all yell profanities at the same time ?

Have a fourth one yell "BINGO"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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"Let me get this straight, you want me to write a kids song about a dog with a funny "name-o"

"Bingo."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asiers
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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You can always watch Old Yeller at any retirement home.

Just show up at game night and shout Bingo without a card.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThinkOfANameHere
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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Someone should start a business intelligence non-governmental organization.

They can call it BINGO.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/borna761
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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Dadjoked my Algebra I students

Today's lesson was on taking averages. I opened with this:

Mr. C: Last year, I had a student who said, "Mr. C, you're so average!" Can you guess what happened to him, Student 1?

Student 1: You gave him more homework?

Mr. C: I gave him twice as much homework! The next day, he comes into class and says "Mr. C, you're so average!" Guess what happened to him next, Student 2.

Student 2: Uh...even more homework?

Mr. C: Bingo! I gave him ten times as much homework. Finally the next day he comes in and says "Mr. C, you're so mean!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crciv
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2014
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Didn't know this was a thing that people actually do

Dunkin donuts lady in the airport yelled out a number for a customer and he belted out "bingo!!!" I walked a couple steps and did a double take to be sure of what I heard when she called his number again, another "BINGO!!!" I groaned as I passed

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2014
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Did you hear about the bingo caller who had a tumor?

Luckily, the tumor was B-9.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SonicRainboom13
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2015
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I found a spot of cancer on my BINGO Card

Don't worry, it was B9.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2015
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