Arkansas is the only state mentioned in the Bible.
“Noah walked out onto the ark and saw....”
I'm disappointed this Bible for the blind isn't called "The Holy Braille"
I just read a long article comparing the different versions of the Bible.
There was a lot of cross referencing.
I heard Paul lost his eyesight in the Bible
He never Saul Jesus coming
I only believe in 12.5% of the Bible.
I guess that makes me an eighth-theist.
Caw Caw Credit - Pun Bible
When my girlfriend told the room that she was going to make coffee her dad said, “no, in the Bible, it says that the man always makes the coffee...”
Haven’t you read Hebrews?
What do you call food that preaches the Bible?
Believing only 12.5% of the Bible
Makes you an eighth theist.
So, in the Bible, Lot's daughters got him drunk and had sex with him, ultimately getting pregnant...
I bet Lot's wife was salty when she found out.
Son, take the bible with a grain of salt...
... hence, don't take it as gospel.
Here is a pun for all my bible reading friends
In an alternate universe, God sends popeye down to speak to moses. When Moses asks Popeye who he is, he responds
"I yam who yam"
Three things Christ promises he will never do: Won't leave you broken-hearted (Psalm 147:3), won't reject you (John 6:37), and won't leave you nor forsake you (Hebrews 13:5).
In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
Where did Noah put all the bee’s in his Ark?
What do you call a hippie's wife?
The bible is the greatest story ever told.
And to hell with anyone who doesn’t believe me.
Who's the best character in the Bible?
Noah, he has the best ark.
The bible is one of the best-selling books in the world.
You could say it's very prophetable.
What car was in bible times?
Honda, because the disciples were all ‘in one accord.’
The priest always skims through the bible on surface
Because the devil is in the details
Why did the pastor put butter in his bible?
So he could spread the word
I went to Hell for burning a Bible and shooting up the ashes with a syringe.
I guess I shouldn't have taken the Lord's name in vein.
What is the most popular book of the Bible amongst frat boys?
Can you believe it says in the Bible that men should make their wife’s coffee everyday?
Yup, it’s right there in Hebrews.
I found a $20 bill in the parking lot of the grocery store. I asked myself, what would Jesus do?
So I turned it into wine.
What's the first book in the video game bible?
Did you know there used to be a story in the bible about a bank heist but it got removed
What part of the Bible has the most love stories?
Stop giving children biblical names without Bible lessons
Yesterday I was robbed by Moses
What kind of literature is the Holy Bible?
My aunt has been inviting several unmarried female friends over to study the Bible and pray a few times a week.
I told her not to make it a habit.
How do you know Jesus wasn't born in America?
They needed 3 wise men and a virgin
I’m trying to write a paper comparing the different versions of the Bible.
There’s a lot of cross referencing.
Did you know the Bible actually predicted that gay parades would be held during the summer?
Pride comes before the fall.
What's a bro's favorite book in the Bible?
What is Sam Adams favorite book of the Bible?
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
My friend is writing a research paper comparing the various versions of the Bible.
Turns out there is a lot of cross referencing.
What is the only state mentioned in the bible? Arkansas.
Noah looked out of the ark and saw two doves.
I just read a long scholarly article that compares the different versions of the Bible.
Turns out there is a lot of Cross referencing.
Paul got his name changed in the Bible...
I just wrote an article trying to compare different versions of The Bible.
There was a lot of Cross referencing.
I only believe in 12.5% of the bible
I recently wrote an article comparing the different versions of the Bible.
Turns out there was a lot of cross referencing.
I only believe in 12.5% of the Bible...
That makes me an eighth theist.
I recently wrote a paper comparing the different versions of the Bible.
There was a lot of cross referencing.
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