I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings

I lost the case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/off-sp
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Had an idea for a Netflix series that examines items belonging to other people:

"Strangers' Things"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pj566
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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What does the mathematician use to carry his belongings on weekend trips?

His asymptote.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redditaccount314
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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Where does beer keep it’s belongings during the school day?

In it’s lager!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/magnuspenus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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Years ago, I was sent to a large stable to fetch the horse belonging to The Artist Formerly Known As Prince. I immediately knew which one it was...

It had a purple rein.

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A woman's mattress escaped from her bedroom, smashed up her belongings, and ran away with her husband

She always had problems controlling her Tempur

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EveryoneSadean
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2017
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I have a pencil that used to belong to William Shakespeare. He chewed it a lot.

Now, I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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What last name belongs to a man who is annoying and inherited a lot of money?

Richardson.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zapps2000x
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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I have an antique globe that belonged to my great-great-grandfather.

It meant the world to him.

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It has recently been discovered that William Tell and his son belonged to a bowling league. But Swiss historians have not been able to determine the name of the league's sponsors.

We may never know for whom the Tells bowled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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There was a post about a teen holding his own heart in his hands after a heart transplant, I thought these comments belonged here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FireNationed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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What generation does Forest Gump belong to

Gen A

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πŸ‘€︎ u/got_nohandz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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I don't know if this belongs here but my dad...

... spent all weekend making this coffee table. I didn't think much of it until i saw him attaching some hoses, a water tank, a dirt tank, a fan, a propane tank and a timer. I asked him what the hell he was building and he said "Well twice a day it's going to shoot either fire, water, dirt or air." I sat there stunned and confused and just said "But....why?" He said "Why? Well that's because it's a periodic table of elements."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/melancholytron
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Does this belong here?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Broke_Wiz4rd
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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I saw a linguist about my problem with putting periods where. they don’t belong in sentences

I suffer from premature punctuatio!n

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vehiclesales
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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What generation does Forrest Gump belong to?

Gen A.

Edit: thank you for the award!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Th3NinjaCat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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Image belongs to cyanide and happiness it's not mine but thought you would enjoy it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Al25fcp
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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Thought this belonged here /r/Showerthoughts/comment…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DewDropper1021
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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I think this belongs here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDawidosDawson
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Fanclub
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πŸ‘€︎ u/W1LL1AM_R
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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I think this belongs here.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baldomccoy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Bff sent this. I believe this belongs here.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BtsIsMyCupOfTae
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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Was told that this belongs here.. /r/Jokes/comments/jdj07k/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOGMilktank
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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I think this belongs here. πŸ˜‚
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πŸ‘€︎ u/f0r3aL84
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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Just had a quick conversation with my dad and thought it belonged here

Me: The washer is free

Dad: No it wasn’t, it cost a lot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unions-orchid
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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I don't know if this belong here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeardedSanta
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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I know it’s a similar sub, but this joke really belongs here /r/Jokes/comments/ioxenl/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mogulzns
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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What fruit belongs in water fights?

A Naval Orange

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JalepenoPeppers
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Got this from r/memes. Thought it belonged here.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eucliditorian
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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Belongs bere
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flor1an_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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Guess it belongs here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SweetSeagul
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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I thought this belong here to (hope nobody posted it here yet) /r/Jokes/comments/ifow41/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/plap12
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Does this belong here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cornetto_56
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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I think it belongs here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaushikpadua
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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Not mine but I definitely think it belongs here. /r/Jokes/comments/ixvogb/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/timmorris82
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Thought this belonged here.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SingleEyedSniper
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

Natcho Cheese

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TriHard25
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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-thought this belonged here- MAN BUN
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaceAltair
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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Just came across a pun thread on r/dadjokes....thought it belonged here.Enjoy :)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vradenee
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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I think this belongs here /r/3amjokes/comments/ihyd…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rhox1989
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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Thought this belonged here.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaceAltair
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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Saw it in another sub, thought it belonged here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RickyMemes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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I think this belongs here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mortize
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/harvest86
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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Saw this in a YouTube video, thought it belonged here.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Motor46
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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Hehe, so cute, this belongs here.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaceAltair
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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I think this belongs here, so does u/i_am_a_pathetic
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kokachi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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Figured this belonged here (real life dad joke)

My Aunt immigrated to the UK years ago and works as a teacher. I was talking about the difficulties of teaching my son Sight Words.

Aunt: That's interesting, I have never heard them called that before.

My Dad: Because over there they call them "Soit Wordz Bruv"

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Saw it on r/memes, felt like it belongs here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/beebeepsheep
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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not sure if this belongs here, mβ€˜kay
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πŸ‘€︎ u/skizzoat
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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