I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings
Had an idea for a Netflix series that examines items belonging to other people:
What does the mathematician use to carry his belongings on weekend trips?
What do you call a computer belonging to a compulsive masturbator?
Where does beer keep it’s belongings during the school day?
Years ago, I was sent to a large stable to fetch the horse belonging to The Artist Formerly Known As Prince. I immediately knew which one it was...
A woman's mattress escaped from her bedroom, smashed up her belongings, and ran away with her husband
She always had problems controlling her Tempur
I have a pencil that used to belong to William Shakespeare. He chewed it a lot.
Now, I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B!
What last name belongs to a man who is annoying and inherited a lot of money?
I have an antique globe that belonged to my great-great-grandfather.
It meant the world to him.
It has recently been discovered that William Tell and his son belonged to a bowling league. But Swiss historians have not been able to determine the name of the league's sponsors.
We may never know for whom the Tells bowled.
There was a post about a teen holding his own heart in his hands after a heart transplant, I thought these comments belonged here
What generation does Forest Gump belong to
I don't know if this belongs here but my dad...
... spent all weekend making this coffee table. I didn't think much of it until i saw him attaching some hoses, a water tank, a dirt tank, a fan, a propane tank and a timer. I asked him what the hell he was building and he said "Well twice a day it's going to shoot either fire, water, dirt or air." I sat there stunned and confused and just said "But....why?" He said "Why? Well that's because it's a periodic table of elements."
I saw a linguist about my problem with putting periods where. they don’t belong in sentences
I suffer from premature punctuatio!n
What generation does Forrest Gump belong to?
Gen A.
Edit: thank you for the award!
Image belongs to cyanide and happiness it's not mine but thought you would enjoy it.
I think this belongs here
I think this belongs here.
Bff sent this. I believe this belongs here.
I think this belongs here. 😂
Just had a quick conversation with my dad and thought it belonged here
Me: The washer is free
Dad: No it wasn’t, it cost a lot
I don't know if this belong here
What fruit belongs in water fights?
Got this from r/memes. Thought it belonged here.
Thought this belonged here.
What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?
-thought this belonged here- MAN BUN
Just came across a pun thread on r/dadjokes....thought it belonged here.Enjoy :)
Thought this belonged here.
Saw it in another sub, thought it belonged here
I think this belongs here
Saw this in a YouTube video, thought it belonged here.
Hehe, so cute, this belongs here.
I think this belongs here, so does u/i_am_a_pathetic
Figured this belonged here (real life dad joke)
My Aunt immigrated to the UK years ago and works as a teacher. I was talking about the difficulties of teaching my son Sight Words.
Aunt: That's interesting, I have never heard them called that before.
My Dad: Because over there they call them "Soit Wordz Bruv"
Saw it on r/memes, felt like it belongs here
not sure if this belongs here, m‘kay
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