He knew he'd be pun-ished for his choice. http://explosm.net/comics/3853/
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︎ Aug 25 2019
Studies can be pun as well
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︎ Mar 22 2019
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︎ Nov 28 2018
Do dad jokes have to be puns? This is what I made for mother's day. One for my wife and one for my mom
https://imgur.com/a/kFtji
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︎ May 15 2017
Not a dad joke, but what's up with r/PunPatrol in here?
This is a safe place for puns! Leave the dad jokes alone! Or so help me God, you will be punished.
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︎ Mar 17 2019
Have you heard of r/dadjokes?
It's a really good directory to r/angryupvote and r/therealjoke
...also there might be puns or something?
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︎ Oct 21 2019
Someone at work complained about my constant wordplay ...
... now I'm being pun-ished
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︎ Jan 26 2018
This sub has way too many jokes that involve bad puns....
People who make bad puns should be pun-ished.
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︎ May 31 2015
If my son ever came out to be trans then I wouldnβt have a son anymore
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︎ May 07 2021
There will be point in the future when Canada will take over the world.
And then you will all be sorry.
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︎ May 01 2021
Too dangerous to be left alive
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︎ Apr 17 2021
Just started my new job as a security guard. The supervisor told me my job would be to watch the office at night.
Iβm on season eight. Still not sure what this has to do with security.
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︎ Apr 11 2021
It would be shocking if this isn't a repost but I could not resist
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︎ Mar 08 2021
Your nose will never be 12 inches long
Because then it would be a foot.
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︎ Apr 29 2021
saw a girl with a tattoo of a tree on her breast, seems like it would be painful...
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︎ May 08 2021
After being single for years, my best friend said, "Can I set you up?
I said "Go on then!!"
Now I'm doing 12 years for a crime I didn't commit.
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︎ Apr 21 2021
May the 5th be with you...wait, Uhm.
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︎ May 05 2021
It would suck not being able to eat bread :')
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︎ Feb 23 2021
That would be a shame
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︎ Apr 28 2021
People say being a server is a bad job
But hey, it puts food on the table!
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︎ May 08 2021
It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it costs $1.25 You know why?
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︎ Feb 17 2021
My wife keeps telling me to stop pretending to be butter.
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︎ Apr 17 2021
My dad always told me that I could be any person I want. But the FBI disagreed with this.
Apparently identity theft is a crime.
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︎ May 07 2021
My dad being a dad
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︎ Mar 06 2021
Tesla just announced theyβll be including a bottle of their new cologne now with every car sold
Itβs called Elonβs Musk
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︎ Apr 21 2021
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
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︎ Feb 02 2021
I entered the national rage competition after being told I was easily angered, but lost to a guy who was much angrier than me.
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︎ May 05 2021
A reporter interviewed a 103-year old woman: βAnd what is the best thing about being 103?β the reporter asked.
The woman simply replied, βNo peer pressure.β
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︎ Feb 12 2021
Be careful what you ask for
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︎ Apr 07 2021
Sure elevators can be uplifting
But sometimes they just get me down π
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︎ Apr 29 2021
I used to be addicted to soap...
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︎ May 04 2021
50 cent is boutta be a dollar
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︎ May 03 2021
Will you βcheeseβ be mine? β€οΈ
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︎ Apr 29 2021
If FedEx and UPS merged, the employees would be
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︎ Apr 22 2021
When I was young I used to be afraid of the dark
Now when I get my electric bill I'm afraid of the light.
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︎ Apr 30 2021
Living with my friend Cole can be tough sometimes.
He's got all these really weird rules you have to follow, like whenever you eat cabbage, he insists you have to eat it with mayonnaise.
It's just Cole's law.
(Thought of this one whilst trying to come up with puns to annoy my husband. He abhors dad jokes, and receiving this look -_- means I did a good job.)
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︎ Mar 25 2021
I am at the waiting room of the doctorβs office, wondering when my girlfriendβs checkup will be over.
Sitting at the Doc of the Bae, wasting time.
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︎ May 06 2021
Being a scarecrow isn't for everyone.
Butt hay, it's in my jeans.
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︎ Apr 10 2021
What a lad being a ruthless guy
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︎ Feb 03 2021
Why canβt a nose be 12 inches?
Cuz then it would be a foot
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︎ Mar 18 2021
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Becuase then it will be a foot :)
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