Not to brag, but yesterday I beat our local chess champion in less than 5 moves.
Finally my high school Karate lessons came to some use.
A lumberjack beat me in a game of chess
I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!
I was quicker to the draw.
What did Liam Neeson say when Obi Wan beat Qui-Gon in a light saber duel?
What do you call it when you beat a clansmen in a fight?
I once saw a little guy with a red pointy hat riding the D.C. subway, listening to some music, tapping his toes perfectly in time with the beat
He was the greatest Metro Gnome ever.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?
Because it was well armed.
How do you beat a robot in a fist fight
It was a lovely movie and I had a hot date, so I asked her to whisper something in my ear that would make my heart beat faster. She gave me this sly little smile and then she replied,
"Don't look now, but your wife is sitting right behind us."
My wife’s dad just beat me in a race to read the entire constitution.
I got quite far, but he’s farther in law.
Did you hear about the man who beat his friend with a stolen trinket in the rice fields?
Apparently, it was the first ever case of a knick-knack-paddy-whack.
My son beat my neighbor in a marathon race.
He's now in custody for assault.
What did one pirate say to the other when he beat him in chess.
Why did the french fry beat the tomato in a race?
Because the tomato had to “ketchup”
Yesterday me and my friend were chasing on discord,then someone in the server posted a slightly dirty meme. So my friend said "Improvise. Adapt. Overcum" which fits the meme well.. so I said "Cumon, you beat meato tits"
That time I beat my dad at his own game. In the middle of a heated lecture about not joining my friends' shenanigans, dad said, "Two wrongs don't make a right."
"Two Wrights do make an airplane."
"I'm proud of you. You're still grounded though."
My grandpa claimed to be able to beat Muhammad Ali in his prime...
Of course in his prime Muhammad Ali was only 4
My dad beat me in pool last night.
He said it was a solid effort.
If you think I won’t beat you in a pissing contest
Creativity. The same kind we see in the comments everyday. See if you can beat these in the comments. Points for giggles.
imgur.com/gallery/Sa2zd
Coughing in a pattern is basically dropping a sick beat.
I told my wife it's funny that I can't beat my friend in a certain card game, but win against him every time in the online version.
I guess when I'm using a mouse something just clicks.
Why do beat-boxers love Puss in Boots?
Okay I got the idea for this from a thread a while back.
Setup: [title of the post]
"...why?"
Answer: Because [whisper] boots'n'cats'n'boots'n'cats'n'boots'n'cats
Not to brag, but I beat our local chess champion in less than 5 moves yesterday.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
Not to brag, but I beat the local chess champion in less than 5 moves yesterday.
Finally my high school karate lessons came of some use.
Not to brag, but yesterday I beat the state chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
Not to brag, but I beat the state chess champion in less than 5 moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?
Because it was well armed.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?
Because it was well armed.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?
Because it was well armed.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?
Because it was well armed.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?
Because it was well armed.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?
Because the octopus was well armed.
How did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?
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