A list of puns related to "Beat It"
They're prosecuting him for crimes against a manatee.
"Prohibition." She wasn't as amused as I was, I'm afraid.
A KKKO
It always has a flush.
I just can't get over it
Until it starts talking
"Don't look now, but your wife is sitting right behind us."
Or worse, that it might not.
A Mac attack
But I said no, I'll whisk it.
It runs on battery
... then you're probably using the wrong end of the whisk.
I'm already on stage 4
Ages
I told her he was asking for It.
You can win pretty easily if you want to but it defeats the porpoise
First off - I'm not a dad, just known for making the dad jokes.
So anyways, my grandpa had a stroke this morning. I went to visit him earlier today. He's 90, a WW2 Vet, cool guy. Becuase of his stroke, his entire left side is immobile as of right now.
When I got home, and told my family how he was doing, my little brother piped up: "So he's all right now?"
I facepalmed right after he said that. I should have seen it coming and said it first.
I guess when I'm using a mouse something just clicks.
"Just watch me."
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