If anyone has no family and will be alone on Thanksgiving, please let me know.
I really need to borrow some chairs from you.
Did you know that no one living in this town is allowed to be buried in the local cemetery?
You have to be dead to be buried there.
Air used to be free at the gas station, now its $1.50. You know why?
I know hitler isn’t alive today because if he was, he would have seen all of the jokes made off of him and be fürherious.
I heard Kanye had to be escorted out of Skechers HQ yesterday. Do you know what they told him as he left?
We don't know when the lights will be changed...
We're still in the dark about it.
Courtesy of my dad: You know Prince Charles used to be Prince Albert
until he got out of the can.
Do you know why pepper does not like to be mixed with salt?
Know how it can be fun to hatewatch things? Karens getting arrested, Sovereign Citizens getting their windows smashed, lame local commercials?
It can be tedious dealing with different subreddits and YouTube channels. What if we aggregated all of these videos to one master site?
We can call it ScornHub.
Did you know you should always be respectful of people who wear glasses?
Because they pay good money to see you.
Did you know according to the laws of aviation bees aren't suppose to be able to fly?
Told my friend about my problems today. He said "You know, it could be worse. You could be trapped in a dark, wet hole in the ground."
Did you know your hand can't be 12 inches long?
Cause that would make it a foot
Did you know diarrhea can be a genetic condition?
It usually runs in the family
You know, I think I'd be a good door greeter
I'm really good at talking to inanimate objects
I already know what the score will be in the Super Bowl before the game even starts.
I finally know what I want to be when I get older
It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it costs $1.25 You know why?
I used to be really anxious because I didn't know what to do with my deck of cards.
Then I learned to deal with it.
Did you know Matt Gaetz used to be a Blackjack dealer? He would always hit on 16.
Found in r/politicalhumor, not OC.
Does anyone know the oldest age you can be for a circumcision?
I’m just trying to figure out the cutoff date.
Do you know why penguins would be amazing race car drivers?
Because they always start on the pole position
Next thing you know he'll be sticking em' up
Did you know smoking fish may be hazardous for your health?
I was told so by the Sturgeon General
Did you know after a male bee has the sexy times it will die? I suppose its life can be summed up in three words.....
You know, back in the 70’s and 80’s, The Fonz used to be really popular…
He was considered an Eyyy-list celebrity
“You know son, you won’t be able to see me anymore, if I decide to become a woman one day.”
“Honestly, that’d be strange at first, but I’m sure we’d work past that and still be a family.”
“No, son, I’d be trans-parent.”
Do you know who I think should be behind bars?
Do you know how will day of John Wick's dead be called?
Do you know why it's a lot of pressure to be a calculator?
It's because everyone is always counting on them
If anyone has no family and will be alone on thanksgiving please let me know
I really need to borrow some chairs from you.
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs $2.50. You want to know why?
You know air used to be free at the gas station and now it’s $1.50. You know why?
Did you know your Hand can't be 12 inches long?
If it were, it would be a foot.
We used to be able to get air for free at gas stations, but now it costs $1.50. Wanna know why?
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it's $1.50. You know why?
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it's $1.50. Do you know why?
Air at the gas station used to be free. Now it's $1.50. Do you know why?
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why?
Did you know that after a male bee has sexy time that he dies? His life can be summed up into 3 words….
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it's $1.50. You know why?
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