Rudolph the red and his wife were on a stroll. Rudolph the red looked up at the sky and said "we should hurry up, there is a storm comming". So his wife asked "how do u know" and he replied...
"Rudolph the red knows rain dear"
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Do u know how the roman empire was cut in half?-------How?-------With a pair of Caesars!!!!
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You know how they throw the ball into the crowd after they win the game?
Apparently, that's not allowed in bowling. I know that now.
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How do you know when itβs raining cats and dogs?
When you have to step over the poodles
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︎ Dec 16 2020
How did my wife know that she was pregnant?
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︎ Dec 15 2020
Ancient Egyptian architect: "Do you know how to build a pyramid?"
Ancient Egyptian builder: "Well, err yeah, upto a point."
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︎ Nov 27 2020
I used to know how to throw a boomerang
It's not coming back to me now.
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︎ Nov 16 2020
Do you know how I escaped from Δ°raq?
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︎ Dec 05 2020
How do you know if your love interest is into you?
Invite them to the gym. If they show up...
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...then you know you're working out.
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︎ Dec 08 2020
You know how when you find a Genie's lamp, you're supposed to rub it?
Does that mean when you find a Frog's lamp, you Ribbit?
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How do we know that the earth isn't flat?
If it was, cats would have knocked everything off the edge already.
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Dolphin son: Dad, how did you and mom know that you guys are meant to be together?
Dolphin Dad: When we first met,.....we just clicked.
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A guy asks his friend, "Do you know how many people have died because of these masks?"
The friend replied, " No buddy".
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How do you know wether a shoe is athletic or not?
Just run with it. It doesnβt matter.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
How Did Louis Pasteur Know You Can Get Sick From Germs in the Mississippi?
He was a scholar of bayou chemistry.
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How do you know youβre talking to an extraterrestrial?
Lots of probing questions
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How do we know that women are attracted to corny jokes?
Because otherwise we wouldn't call them 'dad' jokes.
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How did Hitler know it was time to commit sucide.
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How do you know when someone can't hold their beer?
When they bring a coaster.
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How did the archaeologist know that Cleopatra wasn't feeling well?
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How do you know you're about to be ambushed by a crowe?
You'll hear a Russell in the bushes.
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Frank Drebin: We think weβre gonna know how he did it. Woman: Oh Howie couldnβt have done it; he hasnβt been in for weeks.
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︎ Oct 30 2020
Do you know how many bones I have in my hand?
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How did they know that Blackbeard's cook was Italian?
Because his only spice was AAARRgano.
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Do you know how I call my hoodie?
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Whatβs the only kind of bagel that knows how to fly?
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︎ Nov 11 2020
A friend of mine does not know how to spell the word "Christmas".
He just knows it has no L.
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How do the Obamaβs know when dinner is ready?
They can smell what Barack is cooking.
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Do you want to know how I got out of Iraq?
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How did they know Dracula had covid-19?
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︎ Nov 03 2020
If any of you know how to fix broken hinges
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︎ Oct 20 2020
How do you know if your son floats in water?
Just drop that boy and see.
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︎ Nov 08 2020
They sure do know how to promote lol
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︎ Oct 17 2020
How do we know that a tree makes a sound if it falls in the forest?
Because it will dialogue.
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︎ Oct 24 2020
How did we know we were driving through Amish country?
By the bad Yoder in the air.
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How do you know when a cat loves you?
When it thinks you're its pajamas!
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How do you know Jesus wasn't born in America?
They needed 3 wise men and a virgin
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︎ Oct 17 2020
They sure do know how to promote lol
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︎ Oct 17 2020
Beck always said he was a loser. How would you make him into a know-it-all?
Put him in a treehouse. That way, he would be Tree-Beck instead.
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I go to the store and buy 2 eggs, a loaf of bread, and some milk. The cashier says βyou must be singleβ and I respond with βhow did you know?β
She responded, β because you are ugly!β
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How do you know a toddler is rich?
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How do you know you're ready to become a dad?
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︎ Oct 11 2020
How does Santa know when itβs going to rain?
Because Rudolph the red knows rain, dear.
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︎ Dec 14 2020
Do you want to know how I got out of Iraq?
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︎ Oct 15 2020
If any of you know how to fix broken hinges
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Do you wanna know how I escaped Iraq?
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