My dad just gave a trifecta of dad jokes all within 30 seconds, and then left my room.

"Why is the ghost ship always lost? Because it has a skeleton crew!"
"How do you repair a broken jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin patch!"
"What do gay cows eat? HHAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY"

I didn't knoe what to say and he just left.

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👤︎ u/Jerry322
📅︎ Nov 03 2013
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I have a joke about a skeleton

but it is bare bone.

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👤︎ u/RainMorga
📅︎ Nov 30 2018
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