My wife told me she would bang my head off the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
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At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”
He said, “Sorry. There is no Time.”
What goes clip-clop bang, clip-clop bang?
The Trump Presidency didn't end with a bang...
I hate it when people bang on about their phobias.
I have a terrible fear of heights, but you won't find me shouting about it from the rooftops.
My friend said he wanted to bang his mom and kill his dad.
I told him that was some freudulent thinking.
My dad told me that when he dies, he wants his ashes to be made into fireworks so he can go out with a bang.
What goes clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, BANG, BANG, BANG?
An Amish drive by shooting.
My depressive daughter said she "wants to go out with a bang"
I got her to a hair stylist,but im not approving of this relationship.
The term "getting the most bang for your buck" can be applied in a gun store and with a hooker
They went out with a bang
What goes "clip-clop-clip-clop-bang?"
If you don't think The Big Bang Theory is funny, make sure to buy the dvd and watch the extras.
Everyone knows the real jokes are always in the commentary.
The people who actually show up to the Area 51 raid are really gonna go out with a bang.
This sub makes me bang my head against a wall
Do you know why some people bang on the side of the ketchup bottle while others bang on the bottom of the ketchup bottle?
Me: No. Why?
Him: To get the ketchup out.
Told to me by my grandfather-in-law as I was banging on the side of the ketchup bottle.
I told my boyfriend that I got an expensive haircut, but they left my bangs too long.
He replied, "too much bang for your buck?"
This is bang out of order
"The Big Bang Theory" is getting a Facebook-based game!
2 fish are swimming and the bang into a wall.
One fish turns to another and says:
Dam!
What does a fish say when it bangs into a wall?
Oh Dam....
My sisters and I were shook by the amount of thought Papa put into this joke!
What do you call a group of friends with bangs ?
My 2 year old is watching Chitty Chitty bang bang for the second day in a row...
The MGM lion is doing his thing at the beginning and she says "oooh that's a scary tiger"
I quickly retorted, "that's a lion you know it!"
Cheap prostitutes offer more bang for your buck.
Well this is just bang out of order isn't it?
https://imgur.com/m6v7sUP
What came before the big bang?
"Could I pull off bangs?"
"Yeah, but it would hurt."
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Trump is going out, not with a bang, but...
At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”
He said, “Sorry. No Time.”
At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What exactly happened before The Big Bang?”
He said, “Sorry. No time.”
At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”
He said, “Sorry. No time.”
When the physics lecture ended, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”
He said, “Sorry. No time.”
At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”
He said, “Sorry. No time.”
After the lecture was over, I asked my physics professor, “What happened before The Big Bang?”
He said, “Sorry. No time.”
At the end of the class, I asked my physics professor, “Would you tell me what happened before The Big Bang?”
He said, “Sorry I can’t. There’s no Time.”
What goes clop clop, bang bang, clop clop clop?
An Amish Drive-by shooting.
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