I was going to make a rubber band pun...

But it was a bit of a stretch.

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Jehovah's Witness favourite band.

The Doors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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I'm in a band called Dyslexia....

We've just released our Greatest Shit album.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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What is Jesus' favourite band?

Nine inch nails.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koreanjudas
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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Mick Jagger killed two members of a rival band...

Killed two Byrds with one Stone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/13toycar
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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A band of armed babies...

Can you call them the infantry?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZombiesAtHome
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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What's the only band you can listen to while doing electric work?

Lead Zeppelin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rathabro
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2021
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What’s the favorite band of NASCAR drivers?

One Direction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kebabsalon
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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What do a boy band and a dish sponge have in common?

Both are in sink(NSYNC)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RigidRat
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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You ever heard the Stormtrooper band?

Probably not, they've never had a hit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dotFuture
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Did you hear about the lawsuit against the rock band U2?

The plaintiffs lost the case because their lawyer was pro Bono

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supra_elongata
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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What's chemist' s favourite band?

The red/ox chili peppers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JjoosiK
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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What’s Indiana Jones’s favorite rock band?

STP

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linkvideo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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What was the tigers favourite band?

Survivor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THPSROCKS
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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Have you ever heard of the Band 920mb?

No because they haven't had a gig yet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MxRisky
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....

It was always just one ting after another.

Edit: Thanks for all the positive reactions to this joke. I’m glad I could make a few of you chuckle today.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThroneDiscs
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My mates and I are in a band called "Duvet".

Its a cover band.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/muphies__law
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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Make Band Names Edible (Taken Way Too Seriously). You’re welcome.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/brightsidek
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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Several religious groups are banding together to outlaw adult toys.

Their reasoning is the Bible says, "It's Adam and Eve, not Florence + the Machine."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Qualekk
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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my little Rock Band
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I play the triangle in a reggae band

I stand in the back and ting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sedso85
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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Did you hear about the band that got cancelled by PETA for their album art featuring trees made of flesh?

They caught a lot of meatwood flack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/burritovore
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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I've started a new band called "Blanket'

We're a cover band

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I used to be in a band called 'Missing cat'

You probably saw our posters

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πŸ‘€︎ u/st_jimmy_02
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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What did the jazz band from Nepal call themselves?

Scathmandu

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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Started a band called 999 megaybtes

We still havent gotten a gig

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jackieboi24
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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This guy at the park, starting his own swing band. v.redd.it/z05skxjl60j61
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anxious_Spell487
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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Kamikaze's favorite band

The Grateful Dead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hello_babar
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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Did you heard about that band that came out of the Czech Republic?

I believe they are Prague rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crimsonate-F3
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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A ghostly apparition of the rock band Procol Harem appeared on my bedroom wall.

I turned A Whiter Shade of Pale when I saw it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glezgatoon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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We named our band Windmill

So people would assume we had a fairly large fan base

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moneybot13
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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Have you heard the band 1023 Megabits?

They don't sound quite good enough to get a gig yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Curmudgeon1836
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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The drummer in our band smashed his drums

re-percussions followed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lucky_Boss
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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When I lived in Washington, DC, I formed a rock band with a friend who lived with severe obsessive-compulsive disorder.

OC/DC, we called ourselves.

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Did I tell you guys about the side-hustle plan I came up with? I’m going to do personal training for the band that recorded β€˜Lola’ and β€˜You Really Got Me’. It’s a good plan...

I just have to work out a few Kinks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/astrosmash77
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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Which heavy metal band is Santa's favourite?

Sleigh-er.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Who is Elon musk's favorite band

Thirty seconds to mars

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oim8itsme
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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The only difference between a band teacher and a banned teacher

is what they were bangin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CreepersFTW
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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Why can't redheads be in blues or jazz bands?

They got no soul.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PNWKiwi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Do you know about the rock band that has 4 men who don't sing

They're called Mount. Rushmore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ur_Left_Airpod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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What's an electrician's favourite band?

AC/DC

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrawlFan_1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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Have you heard of the band Pangea?

Sadly they broke up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaunchpadMcPogs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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Did you hear what happened when a man lied about his credentials to get in the band?

It was quite a con on drum ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashjmc89
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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I used to play the triangle in a reggae band

I left because it was just one ting after another

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schiggy182
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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I started a band called "Blanket"

It's a cover band

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordofthstrings
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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I'm starting a band called Blanket.

It's a cover band.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red_snake0329
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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