I was going to make a rubber band pun...
But it was a bit of a stretch.
Jehovah's Witness favourite band.
I'm in a band called Dyslexia....
We've just released our Greatest Shit album.
What is Jesus' favourite band?
Mick Jagger killed two members of a rival band...
Killed two Byrds with one Stone
A band of armed babies...
Can you call them the infantry?
What's the only band you can listen to while doing electric work?
What’s the favorite band of NASCAR drivers?
What do a boy band and a dish sponge have in common?
You ever heard the Stormtrooper band?
Probably not, they've never had a hit.
Did you hear about the lawsuit against the rock band U2?
The plaintiffs lost the case because their lawyer was pro Bono
What's chemist' s favourite band?
What’s Indiana Jones’s favorite rock band?
What was the tigers favourite band?
Have you ever heard of the Band 920mb?
No because they haven't had a gig yet
I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....
It was always just one ting after another.
Edit: Thanks for all the positive reactions to this joke. I’m glad I could make a few of you chuckle today.
My mates and I are in a band called "Duvet".
Make Band Names Edible (Taken Way Too Seriously). You’re welcome.
Several religious groups are banding together to outlaw adult toys.
Their reasoning is the Bible says, "It's Adam and Eve, not Florence + the Machine."
I play the triangle in a reggae band
I stand in the back and ting
Did you hear about the band that got cancelled by PETA for their album art featuring trees made of flesh?
They caught a lot of meatwood flack
I've started a new band called "Blanket'
I used to be in a band called 'Missing cat'
You probably saw our posters
What did the jazz band from Nepal call themselves?
Started a band called 999 megaybtes
We still havent gotten a gig
Did you heard about that band that came out of the Czech Republic?
I believe they are Prague rock.
A ghostly apparition of the rock band Procol Harem appeared on my bedroom wall.
I turned A Whiter Shade of Pale when I saw it.
We named our band Windmill
So people would assume we had a fairly large fan base
Have you heard the band 1023 Megabits?
They don't sound quite good enough to get a gig yet.
The drummer in our band smashed his drums
When I lived in Washington, DC, I formed a rock band with a friend who lived with severe obsessive-compulsive disorder.
OC/DC, we called ourselves.
Did I tell you guys about the side-hustle plan I came up with? I’m going to do personal training for the band that recorded ‘Lola’ and ‘You Really Got Me’. It’s a good plan...
I just have to work out a few Kinks.
Which heavy metal band is Santa's favourite?
Who is Elon musk's favorite band
The only difference between a band teacher and a banned teacher
Why can't redheads be in blues or jazz bands?
Do you know about the rock band that has 4 men who don't sing
They're called Mount. Rushmore
What's an electrician's favourite band?
Have you heard of the band Pangea?
Did you hear what happened when a man lied about his credentials to get in the band?
It was quite a con on drum ...
I used to play the triangle in a reggae band
I left because it was just one ting after another
I started a band called "Blanket"
I'm starting a band called Blanket.
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