I wanted to wear my ballroom pants, but the wife said they were unseemly! “What’s wrong,” I asked, cheekily. “Are you mad, because, clearly, I can see your nuts.” “Just a little testy, I guess.”
I wanted to take Ballroom Dance lessons but the teacher wasn’t around...
Apparently she just waltzed right out of there.
What do designer jeans and cheap hotels have in common?
No ballroom .
I had to take dad shopping for pants....
When asked how they fit he replied: "like a cheaply made castle, no ballroom".
Why are tight pants like a cheap hotel?
No ballroom
My new pants are like a poorly built castle
No ballroom.
What do a small house and an uncomfortable pair of pants have in common?
No ballroom.
My grandpa got new pants
"Grandpa how do they fit?"
"Like a cheap castle"
Seeing I was confused he said "There's no ballroom"
I put my underwear on backwards today, and now they feel like a cheap hotel
No ballroom.
Grandpa dad
My grandma recently bought my grandpa pants and asked him how they felt. He said "like a cheaply made castle" to which we responded "what???????????????????????" And then he goes "no ballroom."
Those pants look like a cheap hotel
No ballroom...
...I'll show myself out.
Just bought a new pair of pants, and they fit like a cheaply made castle.
No ballroom.
What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common?
No Ballroom!!!
These pants are like a cheap hotel.
There's no ballroom.
