Ballads Puns

A list of puns related to "Ballads"

What's a skeleton's favorite hair ballad?

NoBODY's Fool - Cinderella

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👤︎ u/VAOkie
📅︎ Apr 08 2021
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I wrote a ballad about tortillas.

It's actually a wrap.

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👤︎ u/jfshay
📅︎ Jan 28 2021
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I learned to empathize with the homeless by singing Mark Knopfler's ballads

They made me feel like I was in dire straits.

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👤︎ u/Crazy-Cat-Gentleman
📅︎ May 02 2018
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What was Tesla and Edison's rock band called?

AC/DC

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👤︎ u/MjarjoSAC11
📅︎ Apr 23 2021
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I made up a song about my vegetarian dinner last night

It was a salad ballad

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👤︎ u/FreeTuckerCase
📅︎ Jul 23 2020
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My uncle to my cousin about a bunch of churchgoers singing in CiCi's pizza place.

Cousin: They had just got back from church or something and all of them were just singing gospel stuff or something

Uncle: Oh, were they singing a bowlful of salad? I mean a soulful ballad?

The man is a legend.

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👤︎ u/youforgot11
📅︎ Jul 14 2014
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