A list of puns related to "Auto Glass"
I was calling an auto glass shop for a quote after my gf's car was broken into.
Me: It was the driver-side rear window, yes.
Ok, and is there any more pieces of broken glass?
Me: Yes, a couple hundred pieces in and around the door.... But no, no other windows were damaged.
Luckily the person on the phone thought it was funny.
My girlfriend did not.
Saw this status on my friends Facebook page with a picture of his busted car window: "After yesterday's storm/flying treebranch. Awaiting the healing powers of the autoglass shaman. ". Someone else commented "if you put what you wrote into 3 lines, this makes a nice haiku"
I took that as a challenge. Here was the result:
Auto-glass shaman: The winds of change blew too hard. Can you heal my pane?
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