Why aren’t chargers for Apple devices just called apple juice?
Does Any One Have Any Tips.....?
The yolk is on him and he ended up with egg on his face.
"I'm not sure..." came the reply, "But his face rings a bell!"
When it’s done KIDding around.
Last time they were here there was a murder
Because it's ill eagle
I'm going to give it a tri.
I heard the D'oh kept rising.
Maybe, but you have to be careful. If you're caught trying to gather crows to train, you could be charged with attempted murder.
Edit: A group of crows is called a murder
They are just prosthetic attempts at humor.
They're calling it "Al Gebra".
But at least I gave it the old college dry.
European bees only have to enter the hive once, but American ones need to attempt entry once, fly back around and try again a second time? This is because they're US bees
Why are Cows such good actors?
Because they give Moooving performances
They suspected he was carrying weapons of math instruction, and that he was a member of the Al-ge-bra movement.
I said I'm over it now
Because he attempted murder
Apparently I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts
Since then, my mugging attempts have been a lot more successful.
He'll destroy the left wing.
I mean, it's not impastable, but it's not very latkely either.
The first one says "I'd like some H2O please". The other says "I'll have some water too"
The first one walks out frustrated that his assassination attempt failed
I hear Will Smith slaps.
We were throwing a frisbee and my toss dropped short.
Him: “UGH! Why, dude?!”
Me: “What comes after Y?”
Him: “Dude!”… “and also, Z.”
A proud and wonderful day.
Edit attempt: structure. On mobile and I’m not sure how this all works.
the first to get it Wright.
Attempted Mordor
We're watching Friday on HBO Max and I was mentioning how the movie was a spiritual cousin to Boyz In Da Hood. When I misspoke by saying "Ice T" instead of "Ice Cube," my sister said "So when did Ice T get cold enough to freeze into Ice Cube?"
Her husband & I groaned.
He was charged with attempted Mulder.
The Countselor
(Counselor)
...(my first attempt sorry)
For example, in ancient Babylonia, there was an attempt to overthrow the king. The plot failed: and the ringleader ran through the streets, trying to find a place to hide.
He found a Ziggurat (a type of temple) where he thought was safe. And proceeded to burn incriminating scrolls. However, one of the generals, who was searching for him, was told about the smoke, and captured him
The moral of the story is: “Warning, the searching general has determined that smoking ziggurats are hazardous to your stealth”
Even then, people were militant about those things
The Genue saud, “Weurd wush but U wull grant ut.”
An attempted murder.
I attempted an exorcism but she told me to stop taking the Mick!
I hope trigonometry puns aren't a sin..
Cos I love them.....
I'm gonna get a tan in hell, aren't I?
A crowd.
Vel-crows
Chemist 1: I’ll have H20 please
Chemist 2: I’Il have water also
Chemist 1 walks away frustrated as his assassination attempt failed
Luckily the bullet was deflected by the loose change in my breast pocket, you could say it was my life savings
it's ill eagle!
I must have exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts
