Evadable Puns

...putting their case together.

Ransomware.

They set up shell corporations.

Some nights I feel like a cop chasing a robber trying to catch her so I can put her to sleep, as she “steels” away in various rooms of the house...

You could say she’s “evading a-rest”...

So my partner probably wants to stab me more than i think. Almost every time she ask is me to “put the kettle on” I respond “I can’t, it won’t fit” or if we’re shopping and I’m asked “do you need a bag” I point at her and say “it’s fine I brought my own” there are others, but they currently evade my 2am brain.

I feel I need some new ones to keep her on her toes and what better place than this sanctum of one liners (except for this post, for which I apologise).

Darth Evader

One's a tax evader, the other is a taxi Vader

He was charged with evading Texas

When one dart almost hits him, the man says, "look son I'm Dart Evader!"

The son sighs. "Stop it dad."

The man says, "look, I'm not your dad. I am your father."

He was a Draft Evader

Darth Evader

When one dart almost hits him, the man says, "look son I'm Dart Evader!"

The son says, "stop it dad."

The man says, "look, no, I am your father."