Evadible Puns

It did not pay off.

That's no small feat.

They set up shell corporations.

Darth Evader

[Backstory]: my boyfriend has recently taken name puns too far. Trying to trap me into asking who Joe is, who Candice is (Joe Mama, Candice dick fit in ya mouth, etc). So far I’ve evaded his attempts, but I fear his power is only growing. I know it’s only a matter of time before I’m overtaken. I write this in dire fear.

[Request]: I need a name pun as a preventative measure - offense is the only form of defense here. I need to destroy him before he destroys me. I love him, but I have no choice. Please, help me. I need a name pun so complex he’ll never see it coming. I need your help, r/puns.

One's a tax evader, the other is a taxi Vader

He EVADERED it

When one dart almost hits him, the man says, "look son I'm Dart Evader!"

The son sighs. "Stop it dad."

The man says, "look, I'm not your dad. I am your father."

He was charged with evading Texas

He was a Draft Evader

Darth Evader

When one dart almost hits him, the man says, "look son I'm Dart Evader!"

The son says, "stop it dad."

The man says, "look, no, I am your father."