You follow it's lead
blanket rice
In other words, there is a small medium at large!
Police say she is a small medium at large.
...Reposted after a horrible misspell, fat fingers and no proof reading make for a terrible post. Apologies
I don't know what HD is, but apparently I have 80 of them
First, we're going to pick up our new glasses. After that...we'll see.
The entire situation was avoid a bull.
I just don't have it in me.
First up: the Andromeda Strain.
The were afraid of catching the CORVID.
Me: wouldn’t it be easier to drive?
My wife: ....it was funny the first 100 times.
Flatman and Ribbon.
I’ve never been more tired in my life!
He HEARD an AMBER alert!!
"L'Oréal!"
Me: run over there and try to grab his nuts; he'll run.
So I just got back from a run, and must have eaten something earlier, because as soon as I came inside, I ripped a really loud, nasty fart. I jokingly blamed it on her, and she laughed a bit until she smelled it. As she was busy plugging her nose I lay this on her.
Me: Well you know what they say, the one that smelt it is the one that dealt it. Her: That's not funny, I know it was you, that saying doesn't make any sense right now. Me: I think it makes a lot of scents. Wah-waaah..
Flatman and Ribbon
Flatman and Ribbon.
Flatman and Ribbon
