Athletic Sports Puns

A list of puns related to "Athletic Sports"

Back in my day, high school sports athletic conferences wouldn’t let you participate if you didn’t keep at least a 2.0 grade point average. It seems times have drastically changed...

I just heard about 20,000 leagues under the C!

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👤︎ u/astrosmash77
📅︎ Apr 13 2021
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As a huge sports statistics geek, I tend to store all my documents related to high school and collegiate athletes up high.

That way, I can keep a low pro file.

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👤︎ u/astrosmash77
📅︎ May 21 2021
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Why did the athlete raise the bar in their sport?

They were tired of hitting their head

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👤︎ u/Need_no_Reddit_name
📅︎ May 12 2021
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There was some controversy in the sports world this week, when they allowed some athletes to try out for the Olympic gymnastics team more than once

I thought it was just revaulting

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👤︎ u/The_Possum
📅︎ Sep 30 2017
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jock bra

Not a direct joke, but I was glad to hear on the radio the other day that the inspiration behind the invention of the sports bra was a dad joke

http://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2017/09/29/554476966/40-years-of-athletic-support-happy-anniversary-to-the-sports-bra

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👤︎ u/balltyler
📅︎ Oct 04 2017
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