Athlete's Foot Puns

A list of puns related to "Athlete's Foot"

I learnt about the symptoms of sever athletes foot

It’s quite a peeling

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👤︎ u/lukeurmyson
📅︎ Sep 15 2020
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I am awaiting news from my doctor to see if I have athlete's foot.

I'm on my toes.

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👤︎ u/TickLikesBombs
📅︎ May 11 2020
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If athletes get athlete’s foot then what do astronauts get?

Missile toe.

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👤︎ u/unsaneasylum
📅︎ Nov 26 2019
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What do British spies use to prevent athlete's foot?

Bond. Gold Bond.

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👤︎ u/dgrubbnasty
📅︎ Jul 24 2018
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I told my friend, “You should take care of your athlete’s foot.”

He said, “That’s what makes me a fun guy.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 17 2018
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What do you call a boring lady with athletes foot?

Anti fun gal.

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👤︎ u/flabden
📅︎ Dec 13 2017
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Picked up a mild case of athlete's foot

But I treated it before it got a toe hold.

Wife's eyes almost rolled over completely when I laid that one on her.

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👤︎ u/mjbehrendt
📅︎ Oct 09 2016
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An oldie but baddie

If athletes get Athlete's Foot, what do astronauts get? Mistletoe.

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👤︎ u/DukeSwanky
📅︎ Dec 26 2015
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If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get?

Missile toe!

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👤︎ u/wopper51
📅︎ Dec 18 2018
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If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?

Missle toe.

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👤︎ u/N1NJA_CAR1B0U
📅︎ Feb 11 2018
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If athletes get althlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Mistle toe!

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👤︎ u/Ms-Creant
📅︎ Dec 25 2017
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