Aspen Puns

A list of puns related to "Aspen"

I used to own 3 ski lodges, one in the Alps, one in Aspen and one in France. When I got divorced the first 2 times, my exes each got a lodge as part of the settlement. The third marriage, I decided I needed a prenuptial agreement to cover my assets. It was all I could do!

It's my last resort!

Edit: changed "it was" to "it's"

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jan 08 2020
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Aspen trees are so cool.

They’re the most poplar trees in the forest.

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👤︎ u/DeliciousPumpkinPie
📅︎ Oct 02 2019
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What do you call a dead Aspen tree?

A has-been tree.

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👤︎ u/billyllib
📅︎ Nov 29 2019
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When the moon hits your knees and you mispronounce trees

Sycamore

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👤︎ u/buttered_t0asties
📅︎ Sep 15 2020
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I came out to my Car this morning, and it was completely covered in fallen leaves..

..you could call it an Autumnobile now !

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👤︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
📅︎ Oct 01 2020
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Rocky Mountain Sigh

My wife and I are chatting about where to go on vacation.

Wife: You know, I really would love to see Aspen, Colorado. It looks beautiful. Me: Aspen you shall receive. Wife: ... You're a horrible person.

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👤︎ u/spoonhocket
📅︎ Nov 17 2015
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Well, your spruse looks good...

How's your Aspen?

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👤︎ u/catdaddy7
📅︎ Nov 18 2018
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