Artisan Cheese Puns

A list of puns related to "Artisan Cheese"

Went to one of those artisan pizza places. The cheese and sauce were alright.

The bread was sour dough

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👤︎ u/chadnav
📅︎ Feb 15 2020
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What special dietary request did the vegan Silicon Valley tech nerd have for his artisan cheese order in the Whole Foods?

No Whey, Jose!

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👤︎ u/allanon101
📅︎ Oct 30 2019
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Real artisan cheese

A dairyman renamed all his cows and then started advertising that his cheese came from local artisans.

His cows were all named . . . Artisan.

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👤︎ u/urbanek2525
📅︎ Sep 03 2015
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