I inherited my dad's collection of shallow flat receptacles with a raised edge, used for carrying, holding, or displaying articles.
I just read a long article comparing the different versions of the Bible.
There was a lot of cross referencing.
I recently read an article about how a woman was killed by a falling bookcase.
Morticians say that she only had her shelf to blame.
Someone said I wasn’t very smart because I never read anything. Well it so happens I was reading an article just the other day
It said Juicy.
Turns out it was an article of clothing.
Did you hear the Journal of Modern Medicine rejected an article about Midol?
The editor said it was not current at all, but more of a period piece!
I like to read news articles about grapes
I like to buff up on currant events.
A good title for a conservative news article a couple days ago when Trump declared “Stop the count!” after Biden started making gains but Trump still could’ve shocked the world would’ve been...
“Trump’s Not Down For the Count”
I saw an article about a guy that dipped his testicles in some glitter.
I don't think the author even realized what they did! Context: the article is about killer whales attacking boats.
There was an article I read about this man who hasn’t woken up in years in Washington
Y'all just made it into the Merriam-Webster dictionary and the article uses this subreddit as justification!
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/dad%20joke
What’s the oldest age someone could get a circumcision?
I just want to know the cutoff date.
I wrote an article on pillows
It was really just a fluff piece
I got fired from my job as a sports writer, they said all my articles were too short
I guess a pitcher is worth a thousand words.
The encyclopedia article about Calvary has a lot of footnotes
You can say it is extensively cross referenced.
I wrote an article about replacing noisy light bulbs with quiet LED ones. I found a fitting title as well.
Just read an article about a frozen cave man found accidentally by hikers in the Himalayas..
They found himalayan in the ice..
If you are a grammar fanatic, you should really read this article.
Not to get all political in this sub, but...
Did you guys know that the guy who was recently pepper sprayed by Portland's mayor is a big dairy heir?
There was an article in the paper today about Apple and Reddit doing a collaboration.
From the Wikipedia article about the song Cherish by The Association.
The local paper ran a front page article about offering a large print edition to be more accessible.
Apparently it was big news.
I read an article earlier that said it actually takes three sheep to make one sweater…
I didn't even know they could knit!
I read an article about Eskimo hunting practices today
Their method for hunting polar bears was the most interesting. They would start a fire out on a deep snow bank, and essentially melt a hole in the snow. Once the hole was big enough they would stop feeding it firewood and let it burnout on its own. Once the fire had gone down and was nothing more than smoldering ashes with a little bit of smoke, they would line the edge of the fire pit with snow peas.
All they had to do from there is hide and wait. Once a bear caught scent of the smoke and starts to investigate, the bear would eventually start eating some of the peas. Then they sneak up behind it and kick it in the ash-hole.
I read a lengthy article about Japanese sword fighters
It's okay I can Samurais it for you.
The headline writer for this article had waited years for this moment. Though it is rumoured his final idea came to him on the tube...
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england…
My girlfriend wrote an article about the history of the menstrual cycle...
My wife sent me an article that says men's beards have more germs than dogs.
I said of course. There are no dogs in my beard.
https://imgur.com/B7mUpUc
Over a Gay Penguins article on r/insanepeoplefacebook
My boss yelled at me for cutting articles out of a magazine at work.
He said to do it on my own Time.
My local paper published an article about a gymnast who was dropped as a customer of our local bank.
She had outstanding balance.
My friend wrote an article about seatbelts...
Wikipedias pun game is strong
My friend's brother wrote an article on the history of crosswords...
My German teacher yelled at me "die!"
I should really study those articles
What do you call a very long Wikipedia article?
I just read a long scholarly article that compares the different versions of the Bible.
Turns out there is a lot of Cross referencing.
I just wrote an article trying to compare different versions of The Bible.
There was a lot of Cross referencing.
I recently wrote an article comparing the different versions of the Bible.
Turns out there was a lot of cross referencing.
I read an article earlier that said it actually takes three sheep to make one sweater…
I didn't even know they could knit!
Y'all just made it into the Merriam-Webster dictionary and the article uses this subreddit as justification!
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/dad%20joke
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