My wife said she wanted an Indian appetizer.

I told her that was a naan starter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fugukuru
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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A man was poisoned after eating an appetizer at a local restaurant.

Police are investigating a possible hummus side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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What do you call appetizers at a murder mystery party?

Murd'Oeurves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/quinoabrogle
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Indian restaurant just gave me a peice of flatbread as an appetizer...

...it was a naan starter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Man wins award after he died eating appetizers at a Mediterranean restaurant

It was a Post-Hummus award

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shankapotomus007
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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I suggested to my wife that we make some Indian bread for a group dinner appetizer.

It was a total naan starter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/penultimate_polka
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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What do you call appetizers at a cannibal restaurant?

Finger Food

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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How much does the average Chinese appetizer weigh?

Wonton.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wilkc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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This happened tonight. Dinner at a Japanese restaurant. My appetizer was a tuna taco topped with wakeme

Singing β€œWakeme up before you go go” apparently wasn’t as hysterical to everyone else.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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What is the female body builder’s favorite appetizer?

Buff chick dip

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Souplorde
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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Never get bread for an appetizer when you go out for Indian food

It's a naan-starter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dmdeemer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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I won’t even consider ordering an appetizer at Indian restaurants

It’s a total naan starter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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What is Pac-Man's favorite appetizer at Mexican restaurants?

Chips and guaca-guaca-guaca-guaca.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alpha_1100001
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2018
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I went to a Chinese food restaurant and the appetizers got me really high

That’s the last time I order the pot stickers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PomPom1990
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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Tried Indian food for the first time. They recommended the Chicken Pakora appetizer, but I was having none of it.

For me it was a Naan starter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ntwiles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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What do you call appetizers made from human meat?

Canibbles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CineKayla
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2018
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What's an epileptic's most despised appetizer?

Seizure salad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marimochan96
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2016
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Oscar Party Appetizers imgur.com/gallery/YkC05
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chattahoochee
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2018
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We went to an Indian restaurant and the waiter told us we couldn't get bread with our meal, only as an appetizer.

That was a naan starter for me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dedrityl
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2018
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What is the favorite appetizer of scottish people?

Gaelic Bread

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KennyTheDownsTigr
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2016
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I was at an Indian restaurant and I asked about the appetizers.

The server said that was a naan starter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AJWILLIKERS
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2015
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We went for dinner last night, and I ordered some escargot as an appetizer...

My dad asked whether I didn't want the escar-stay, since we were just starting our meal.

The waitress laughed; everyone else groaned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shadowthunder
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2014
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Eating dinner with a group of friends this weekend and the oyster appetizer was at the other end of the table. 'Can you get me an oyster?'

"Sorry, they're all gone."

"Aww shucks!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RagsMaloney
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2016
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Asked my dad if I could try his appetizer at a Mexican place

"Sorry, it's nacho cheese"

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2013
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Why did the Indian restaurant take their bread off the appetizer menu?

It was a Naan starter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JeffreyPetersen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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I went to an Indian restaurant and they didn’t have my favorite appetizer

It was a Naan Starter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Souplorde
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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