What’s Captain Hook’s least favorite App?

TikTok

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What did the frog say when he opened an app on his phone in the library?

"Reddit."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliPark
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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Would better fit here, original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LatcuTM
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Would better fit here, [original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LatcuTM
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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What do you call a copy cat app of reddit?

Redditto

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hara_19
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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After checking the delivery tracking app, my wife yelled in a fit of rage, β€œnow my package isn’t coming for another 5 days!”

I replied, now you know how I feel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zion2199
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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I downloaded a VR app to simulate the Titanic...

...but I can’t use it, it’s still syncing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karrathan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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What dating app do firefighters use?

Tinder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConradFlick
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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The reposts in this app are getting really annoying

Because I've reddit all already

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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By the way, I get these puns from an app called "dad jokes"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/puffskeleton
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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You know the biggest problem with dating apps?

Too many booby traps.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adamhoolhorst
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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If Time is Running Out for a Chinese App

Is the clock TikToking?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gr8ums
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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How a carpenter describes his personality on a dating app

Woodsy

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Got this from Imgur app
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πŸ‘€︎ u/guzforster
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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So in my country there is an app that helps navigate through cemeteries

That will help to avert many grave mistakes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NAVY-Inquisition
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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I developed a successful chicken social network app to earn some money on the side.

I did it to make hens meet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yoav-bam
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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A COVID tracking app has been released, but I don't know...

It could be a virus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Was pretty proud of this exchange on a dating app tonight
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rachrawr
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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Two lumberjacks were cutting wood. One of them shouted at the other over the noise of the chainsaw, β€œWhat was the name of that tree ring dating app you were using?”

The other replied, β€œTiiiiimmmber!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pippingigi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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If Cassius Clay used a Chinese app to send money, would you call it AliPay?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cephas11
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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How many spiders does it take to create an app?

None. Spiders don’t make apps; they only design web sites!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pippingigi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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Hey kids! I put that Waze app in charge of my music playlist.

It keeps telling me to take the Backstreet Boys!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phish_tacos
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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What dating app does Tony hawk use?

Grindr

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadyshdy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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You know, that famous cookie company..., they just released an App

Insta-Graham

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirGreybush
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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My 9 year old son asked me yesterday: "What is Optimus's favorite app?

Amazon Prime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2inHard
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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Did you hear about the app that helps you find empty churches?

It's called godzillow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chronossage
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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What is a pessimistic Russian's favorite movie streaming app?

Nyetflix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bballconnor
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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What did the Mandalorian say to his friend while showing him a gps navigation app?

"This is the Waze."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sharksandwich70
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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What is an app which will detect roaches creeping on you?

Mobile developers - APProach

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πŸ‘€︎ u/armourshield
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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From the app LMAO
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ats04
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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First part- https://www.reddit.com/r/puns/comments/ehsmyy/so_this_happened_in_a_gc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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Ad for job search app!! Thought this will fit here!!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigdom83
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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Wuntu is the name of the app and can be read as "want to"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grisolent
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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I decided to use a ride-hailing app

I got to my destination uber quickly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Laura1523
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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I pun with subtlety on these dating apps
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blueC11
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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What is Thanos favourite app?

Snap-chat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DickieMcGee123
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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What social media app do cows use?

Bovine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFarLeft
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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I’d make a pun about this app....

But you probably reddit before

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jmoney1932
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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When you meet somebody on a dating app and they are into BDSM imgur.com/O1dr7R3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/finch770
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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I would make a pun a about this app

But you've propably already reddit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KonKast
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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I’d make a pun about this app

You probably reddit before

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDarkShadow369
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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I'd make a pun about this app..

But you've probably Reddit before.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themanrook
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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