What’s Captain Hook’s least favorite App?
TikTok
What did the frog say when he opened an app on his phone in the library?
"Reddit."
Would better fit here, original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Would better fit here, [original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
I downloaded a VR app to simulate the Titanic...
...but I can’t use it, it’s still syncing.
After checking the delivery tracking app, my wife yelled in a fit of rage, “now my package isn’t coming for another 5 days!”
I replied, now you know how I feel.
The reposts in this app are getting really annoying
Because I've reddit all already
By the way, I get these puns from an app called "dad jokes"
You know the biggest problem with dating apps?
Too many booby traps.
If Time is Running Out for a Chinese App
Is the clock TikToking?
How a carpenter describes his personality on a dating app
Woodsy
So in my country there is an app that helps navigate through cemeteries
That will help to avert many grave mistakes
I developed a successful chicken social network app to earn some money on the side.
I did it to make hens meet.
A COVID tracking app has been released, but I don't know...
It could be a virus.
Was pretty proud of this exchange on a dating app tonight
Two lumberjacks were cutting wood. One of them shouted at the other over the noise of the chainsaw, “What was the name of that tree ring dating app you were using?”
The other replied, “Tiiiiimmmber!”
If Cassius Clay used a Chinese app to send money, would you call it AliPay?
How many spiders does it take to create an app?
None. Spiders don’t make apps; they only design web sites!
Hey kids! I put that Waze app in charge of my music playlist.
It keeps telling me to take the Backstreet Boys!
You know, that famous cookie company..., they just released an App
Insta-Graham
My 9 year old son asked me yesterday: "What is Optimus's favorite app?
Amazon Prime.
Did you hear about the app that helps you find empty churches?
It's called godzillow
What is a pessimistic Russian's favorite movie streaming app?
Nyetflix
What is an app which will detect roaches creeping on you?
Mobile developers - APProach
First part- https://www.reddit.com/r/puns/comments/ehsmyy/so_this_happened_in_a_gc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Ad for job search app!! Thought this will fit here!!!
Wuntu is the name of the app and can be read as "want to"
I decided to use a ride-hailing app
I got to my destination uber quickly
I’d make a pun about this app....
But you probably reddit before
I would make a pun a about this app
But you've propably already reddit
When you meet somebody on a dating app and they are into BDSM imgur.com/O1dr7R3
I’d make a pun about this app
You probably reddit before
I'd make a pun about this app..
But you've probably Reddit before.
