Once again I've entered the annual tightest hat competition in our town, this year I'm just hoping..
..that I can pull it off.
Why did the statistician hesitate to apply the square root transformation to the data on annual hate crimes?
She didn't want bigotry to be normalized.
The first annual meeting of camouflage club was a disaster.
It looks like no one showed up.
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
I wasn't invited to perform on the annual mushroom stand-up comedy show
I guess they must have realized I'm not a fungi.
The electric company I work for has a talent show at the annual company party.
One of the techs did a stand up comedy routine. The humor wasn’t very funny, it mostly went for shock value.
Where do mathematicians hold their annual convention?
My family all wore vests for the annual family photo day.
It was the vest day ever. Until i had to take mine off. I just wasn't as invested as they were.
A baton walks into the annual walking stick confrence.
As he's entering, a security guard stops him and says "You have to leave now. This area is staff only."
We are holding our annual social anxiety conference this weekend.
We hope to have more than 1 person show up this year.
Where do the knights of the round table have their annual gatherings?
The American Ladder Institute has an annual meeting in October. They have several safety seminars and so on.
I saw a sign outside a camping shop advertising their annual sale. It read...
Now its the winter of discount tents!
Once again the annual ninja parade passed through town unnoticed.
Who calls balls and strikes at the annual Vatican softball game?
The Holy Roman Umpire!
... sorry.
London Zoo is beginning it's annual stocktake...
And the pelican keepers warn that they could be facing some enormous bills.
I was really nervous when I was asked to be the main speaker at the Introverts’ annual convention, but everything turned out ok.
Thankfully no one showed up.
Warren Buffet (self-made billionaire) holds an annual conference for aspiring entrepreneurs.
When they go to lunch during the conference, they eat from the “Buffett Buffet.”
I was going to apply at a vegetarian restaurant until I saw they were actually offering to pay an annual celery.
I went to the Dr. today for my annual physical.
He must not have slept much last night because he was feeling a little teste.
When food poisoning breaks out at the Annual Condiments Convention...
"We'll ketchup later but first I mus-turd!"
Did you guys hear how boring the annual gathering of reddit mascots turned out?
It really turned into a huge Snoo's fest.
A man and his girlfriend plan their annual sex themed Olympics, and the man brags of his ability to win gold...
Dejected, his girlfriend says, "maybe you can take one for the team and try coming second for once."
In the annual scientistific track and field meet, the geologists always lose
Proving once again that gneiss guys finish last.
Why was the tiger mad after the annual animal race?
Because the winner was a cheetah
When I worked as a vet we had an annual competition to find the cat with the dirtiest butt and the winner would get a trophy. This competition wasn't too successful...
In fact, it was a cat-ass-trophy!
The retirement center where my elderly grandmother lives has an annual 4th-of-July ball for the residents.
We call it "In Depends Dance Day."
Annual Dad Joke Day
I propose that today, March 4, should be Annual Dad Joke Day. This is dedicated to my father, who has asked me, once a year, "What day of the year is a command?"
Planting some annuals today, told my son they had to be done immediately...
...because they were impatients.
Where do mathematicians hold their annual conventions?
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