Before my surgery my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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👤︎ u/drozzi007
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I asked my anaesthetist whether I can administer the needle myself.

She said, “ Sure. Knock yourself out.”

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My anaesthetist passed out on a Ferris wheel

Oh well, what goes around comes around.

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👤︎ u/amiur
📅︎ Oct 16 2019
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My dad always used to say, "The first rule of theater, is to always leave them wanting more"...

Great man, terrible anaesthetist...

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