Anesthetist Puns

A list of puns related to "Anesthetist"

I once dated an anesthetist...

I felt nothing.

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👤︎ u/favouritemanju
📅︎ Mar 23 2021
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Before surgery the anesthetist asked if I wanted to be knocked out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation

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👤︎ u/Mirratrix
📅︎ May 10 2020
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What do e^πi and a pessimistic anesthetist have in common?

They are both negative numbers

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👤︎ u/SandhiLeone
📅︎ Jun 20 2018
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Did you hear the one about the German anesthetist?

Yeah he could never get a girlfriend because he was so bad at ze dating

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👤︎ u/anymaninamerica
📅︎ Oct 26 2012
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Before my surgery, my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle

It was an ether/oar situation

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👤︎ u/Supasaucey
📅︎ Sep 26 2019
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Before my surgery, the anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation

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👤︎ u/Degtyrev
📅︎ Jun 03 2019
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Before my surgery my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle

It was an ether/oar situation

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👤︎ u/zeroshadow50
📅︎ Jun 09 2019
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Before my surgery my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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👤︎ u/drozzi007
📅︎ Nov 10 2019
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