Cause he's a master baiter
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision
That’s a pro sparrow on your fleecy dad. Looking forward to a happy 2021!
It was a Spanish ink-wiz-isition.
BroccLee
Snore patrol
One could say I'm a hardcore parker.
A Neck Romancer
Judge Judo
I call him Dr. Awkward.
She wanted me to urinate on a skeleton.
He was an investi-gator.
I try not to cake it personally.
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
His repair-toire
Can you LEGO an egg Gogh?
Talon shows
When my wife came home yesterday afternoon to find the kitchen and living room a mess, the laundry still in a pile by the washer and me on the couch having done nothing but eat chips and watch TV all afternoon.
She shook her finger at me, "You better watch this lazy attitude you've had lately, mister, or you're gonna to make me do something I'll regret!"
"Wow," I thought, "I can't believe I'm going to get a bj out of this."
He really keeps me on my toes.
She said our relationship wasn't going anywhere
Edit : She just packed her bag and right
Do you think Sir Lancelot was good at jousting? Or just really liked it.
Tenfold
A very skilled attorney interviews for a job at a prestigious firm. The managing partner looks over his resume and exclaims with glee, “Oh my goodness! You’re so experienced! You’re hired, and you can name your salary!”
The interviewee paused for a moment and said “Thank you. I’d like to call mine Dennis.”
I planted myself on the sofa at the beginning of April and I've grown bigger ever since
I thought, "That's unlikely... it's a basic skill, isn't it?"
I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
I've two bulls who just love to fight //
they simply cannot be polite //
Just one needs to breed //
and so I'll proceed //
to castrate the weak one tonight
The procedure is safe, I insist //
if we make the blood flow desist //
to make bleeding halt //
do the "ball somersault" //
and give that whole sack a huge twist
To do this requires no skill //
I'll just need a quite large power-drill //
and a specialized clamp //
to hold on to that champ //
then turn it on fast- what a thrill!
It is clear this device should appeal //
to those who need bulls with less zeal //
I shall name this device //
with a drill and a vise //
the most perfect of names: "Steering Wheel!"
The grape. He was the only one who went raisin.
Once upon a time there were numerous tribes in a jungle. Each tribe struggled to survive, and over time and as skills evolved, tribes began to trade goods with each other. One tribe learned the skills of architecture, and traded designs for safe grass houses with neighboring tribes for other necessities, such as food. Over time, the tribe grew quite rich, and without the need for goods the chief of the tribe demanded payment in the form of a tribute, an ornate throne. Over time the number of thrones the chief owned grew more and more numerous, so he had a great multi-story grass house built to store all of his thrones. One day, the weight of the thrones became so much the house collapsed, killing the chief. The moral of the story is… wait for it…
He who lives in grass houses shouldn’t stow thrones.
He said it was a major improvement to his C# skills, it also augmented his C+ code.
To learn thyme management
It's called - Hairy Potter.
Me grammar sucks and i is imaginary.
A share riff.
He is a great Sensei, but he's not very skilled at the marital arts.
That's just mean.
It's catching.
I still don’t get why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton...
I thought, "That's unlikely. It's a basic skill, isn't it ?"
I still don’t get why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton...
It's called "Hairy Potter".
