A list of puns related to "Amputee"
Bob.
Excuse me can you gimme a hand?
Partial Arts
He had just been defeeted.
You canβt count on them
But so far, I'm stumped.
It's just a stocking filler
I was stumped.
Cause I canβt hold a note, canβt carry a tune.
He didn't find it humerus
But he came unarmed :/
He said she would be really good at stump speeches.
She replied with "I don't know dad I'm stumped"
As it turns out, he didn't have a leg to stand on.
When they found out, I was dismembered.
Bob...
She single-handedly changed his life.
It was secondhand.
For the right to bear arms.
The nubchuck
He feels pity at the sight and asks "What's wrong, love?" She turns to him and says "I can't stand showering without my legs"
He didn't have the footage.
He was de-feeted
Well on the one hand it can have a huge psychological impact
While on the one hand, they can certainly be hilarious
...they're an amazing technological feat
Sawed-off shotgun
Lame.
I couldn't help but think "I wonder if he skips on leg day?"
but it costs an arm and a leg to get in.
He wanted their hand in marriage
Decalf!
Hans-free
But like I always say "no arm, no foul"
Eddy.
I asked a friend of mine if she liked being my friend, which of course, she said yes. I then asked her if she liked me as a person, which, of course she confirmed.
"Why are you asking questions like this? What's wrong?"
"Well, I heard you were lack-toes intolerant....."
I woke up like this. Pawless.
Partial arts.
Need a hand there?
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