Alright guys, which is the best name for a llama? (All pun based)
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I tolerate all puns
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Calling all pun masters: Voting closes in a few days!
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︎ Jan 09 2019
Call all pun creators
My sister is in the emergency room with second degree burns on her foot from cooking oil, I need puns to make fun of her at thanksgiving.
Be merciless.
Edit: it was great, you're puns were big hits. After each pun I said your username without context, but at the end of dinner someone asked me if I was going insane and I said "no, those are the pun credits" so, in some of your cases it was pretty funny to say out of context.
Thank you all for your entries, they were great!
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all puns in r/puns donโt have parents
only intellectuals will understand
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Sometimes I get tyred of normal jokes and make puns instead. They are quick, easy, and don't put you under pressure. Sometimes, they can be very flat. They can be as light as air, or as heavy as steel. All in all, puns really punp me up!
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It's all pun and games
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Im left all a loan
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We all know that Albert Einstein was a genius...
But very few people know his brother Frank was a monster.
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I wrote down the names of all the people I hate on a piece of paper, but my roommate used it roll up a joint.
Now heโs high on the list of people I never want to talk to again.
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Can y'all guess๐๐
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What does it all meme?
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Epic pun amiright y'all
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We all know it
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I've decided to invest all my money in soup stocks
I want to be a bouillonaire.
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I gots two words that will leave you all scratching your heads.
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That's all folks
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I can't tell you all Japanese history in one joke...
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Looks like I have all my ducks in a row
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I finally bought the limited edition Thesaurus that I've always wanted. When I opened it, all the pages were blank
I have no words to describe how angry I am.
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In spite of all our disagreements on Reddit, Iโm glad about one thing.
Every one reading this is on the same page.
Edit: Thanks guys. This is way too much love.
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My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
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What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills ?
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If pronouncing all my "V"s like "B"s, makes me sound Russian...
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Where did Noah put all the beeโs in his Ark?
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My wife found out I was cheating on her after she found all the letters I was hiding...
She got mad and said she's never playing scrabble with me again
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The dress explains it all
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A man went to the doctorโs and told him, โI feel like such a failure. All five of my boys want to be valets when they grow up.โ
He said, โWow, thatโs the worst case of parking sonโs disease Iโve ever seen.โ
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Changed all my passwords to Kenny.
Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.
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I WRITE ALL MY JOKES IN CAPITALS...
THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN PARIS.
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What happened to all the perfect vision puns this year?
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A thief in a small town stole all the toilets...
Police issued a statement saying they had 'nothing to go on'
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What's the one month all soldiers hate?
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Where does reddit store all these jokes?
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Did you know that all Danish Boy Scouts have to get a tattoo?
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You want to know where I store all my dad jokes?
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The next song is all about subtractions....
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Why did the ghost soccer team win all their games?
They were amazing at possessing the ball.
*My son's joke. I'm so proud.
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โI love my job!โ exclaimed the farmer. โAll you do is boss me around all day!โ complained one of his sheep. โWhat did you say?โ challenged the farmer. The sheep glared back and growled...
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All that thyme and effort wasted
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Submit all puns that are about puns here....
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I just bought a dictionary today and bought it home to find out that all the pages were blank.
I have no words to describe how angry I am.
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You know where I store all my dad jokes?
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Where do dad's store all of their jokes?
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