I need an adult, pls & thank u
Why are adults evil?
Because 18 is three sixes!
I would get into trouble as a kid, if I swore in front of an adult.
Now as an adult, I get into trouble for swearing in front of a kid.
What do you call a young adult who can’t leave her house due to a pandemic?
When does a adult know it’s time to stop parting and drinking?
Adult deer may not taste good covered in melted cheese
When I was young, my parents used to buy all my sports gear but now that I’m an adult I figured I should splurge and buy myself a nice hockey stick. When I went looking at the store I realized that my parents would only buy me low quality, inexpensive sticks to save money.
Cheapskates!........cheap helmets, cheap gloves...
My nickname in the adult film industry used to be Tri-Pod..
I was the best camera man they ever had.
What do you call a jewish person who is too young to be considered an adult
What do you call a child trying to learn how to be an adult
Adult lessons (adolescence)
You know you're an adult when you look at the ceiling after hearing a dad joke
What do you call a stationary shop that sells adult toys?
Why are baby cows cheaper than adults?
Because they're calf price
Even as I grew from a kid to an adult...
My kidneys are still not adultneys
Did you know that you only become an adult after you've heard a terrible dad joke.
So the Adult Goat Says To His Son:
"Okay kid, you goat-to-go see the other animals on the farm. And I don't wanna see you chicken out about it this time."
One thing is almost certain about the adult entertainment industry in light of covid-19:
What is the difference between a baby and an adult???
Adult: A person who is fully grown or developed.
Two-dult: 2 people who are fully grown or developed.
How would a socially awkward adult go about emerging from a lair of eternal loneliness?
As an adult I know now that my parents were actually Santa Claus.
But I still don’t know how they got to all those houses in one night.
Chicken pox parties are for kids. Adults go to a shingles bar.
MOM: Look at all this work! I can't believe I have to be an adult for the rest of my life!
DAD: Not really hon. After 70 you can pretend to be senile, and be a kid again.
Yesterday, my son explained to me in very simple terms that I am an adult but he isn't...
What animal is not born yet but can also be an adult at the same time
Adults have 2 kidneys, but most children have 4.
I just turned 18 so I'm glad I'm an adult now....
I just wish my kidneys became adultneys
One of the particpants at an adult foster care home dropped this bomb.
I work at a house and take care of two gentlemen with mental disabilities who live there. One of them dropped this gem today:
Him: What would happen if I didn't have a mouth? I couldn't talk.
What would happen if I didn't have a nose? I couldn't smell.
What would happen if I didn't have any ears? I couldn't see.
Me: Do you mean you couldn't hear?
Him: No, my hat would fall down and cover my eyes.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
Somebody finally found a use for adult-only bars
Weird. I always thought they were youth-less
Simon Says for adults
Simon Says flashing orange left turn only light, green arrow left two lane lights and red light.
What do you call an adult man playing on a playground in his suit?
Why couldn't the young pirate see the adult movie?
What the Fonz' favorite adult beverage?
Not only does it make sense to get a job as an adult
An adult finds a lost kid and asks him “Do you know your mom’s number?” The kid says he does and then tells him
Here s a list of Adult Cereals
50 shades of grain
porn flakes
rice frisky
weeniabix
captain munch
special D
Studies show that 55% of North American adults will fail eighth grade math.
For the remaining 55% of us, it is a piece of cake.
Why can’t baby ants walk to the store to get milk, but adults can?
Because they lack toes in toddler ants.
Did you hear about the new adult math store?
You can go and watch Möbius strip.
Yesterday, my son explained to me in very simple turns that I am an adult but he isn't...
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