I must admit, I joined this subreddit despite not being a dad.
Iβm a faux pa.
Edit: This took off a lot better than I expected.
I feel like a father figure now.
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︎ Jul 09 2020
I must admit that I married your mum for her looks...
But not the oneβs sheβs been giving me lately
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︎ Dec 15 2020
I must admit my wife's cooking has really improved....
That was the best slice of soup I've ever had.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
I have an addiction to reading pop-up books, so I went to the library the other day to pick up some proper grown up books to look at. I have to admit there was some good stuff there, ...
... but unfortunately nothing that jumped out at me.
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︎ Oct 24 2020
One time in my anatomy class, we dissected a sheep brain and I have to admit, I felt a bit sheepish about it.
Sorry, that was just a ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-d joke.
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︎ Sep 15 2020
Conserservatives don't like to admit this but
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︎ Aug 30 2020
The school made the use of "bullet points" illegal because it incited violence in the classroom, and I must admit I couldn't have cared less. That's all changed now, though.
The bus driver isn't allowed to drive my kids anymore because we live on a dead end street.
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︎ Aug 16 2020
It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong...
But it takes an even bigger man to give a giraffe a haircut.
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︎ Aug 02 2020
I'm absolutely terrible about leaving the toilet seat up, I admit.
But I probably shouldn't have married a blind woman and like to laugh so much.
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︎ Aug 22 2020
When I tried to admit new evidence to the trial, the judge threw a Granny Smith at me...
I then remembered it's an apple-late court.
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︎ Jul 24 2020
Ok, I admit it. Iβm an unemployed leather worker.
Iβve got nothing to hide
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︎ May 11 2020
Gotta admit, this one got me.
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︎ Nov 09 2019
5/4 people will admit
That they are bad at fractions
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︎ May 26 2020
Five out of four people admit they're bad with
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︎ Jun 15 2020
It's tough to admit that I'm using too much weight on my bench press.
I'm having a hard time getting this off my chest.
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︎ May 06 2020
I admit I was wrong about how good my chiropractor is.
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︎ Mar 17 2018
I suspect my maid is stealing money from my drawer, but she wonβt admit to it.
I just want her to come clean.
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︎ Jan 20 2020
Iβll admit, I was skeptical at first when I got the coupon for a complimentary crimson bunk...
But Iβve always wanted to give Red Bed Redemption a shot.
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︎ Jan 20 2020
I will admit, despite a couple years sober
People that complain too much make me wanna chug whine bottles
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︎ Feb 07 2020
I admit I took a shot in the dark
Iran out of plausible deniability
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︎ Jan 12 2020
One thing you have to admit about Diana Ross...
She was a Supreme singer.
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︎ Dec 09 2019
Why do people never admit to being just the right amount of whelmed?
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︎ Oct 03 2019
Why do Egyptians never admit to anything?
Because theyβre in de-Nile
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︎ Oct 11 2019
I admit to everyone on here that I have a masterbation addiction
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︎ May 27 2019
I returned from vacation sporting a full face beard. My students all tell me I look like Thor. I admit I was expecting a more Loki response.
I guess you could say I never Thor it coming.
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︎ Apr 03 2019
Iβm horrified to admit I donβt have any corny jokes today.
If you have one though, Iβm all ears.
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︎ Mar 12 2019
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︎ May 17 2018
My friend still refuses to admit his house is in an egyptian river!
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︎ Aug 26 2019
You have to admit the most inclusive horticulture is bonsai
cause it's anti-bigger-tree
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︎ Aug 11 2019
It's sad when people can't admit their faults.
I totally would if I had any.
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︎ Oct 31 2018
Hey, Iβve got to admit something to you guys. I used to be addicted to soap...
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︎ Sep 12 2018
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︎ Apr 13 2017
Paul McCartney has decided to admit he's getting older and stop colouring his hair and has been spotted with his new grey mop top
Before he got dye with a little help from his friends
Now it can't dye me love
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︎ Jan 25 2019
It takes a big man to admit his mistakes
But it takes an even bigger man to give a giraffe a haircut.
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︎ Feb 15 2020
I admit I was wrong about how good my chiropractor is.
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︎ Dec 08 2019
OK. I admit it. Iβm an unemployed leather worker.
Iβve got nothing to hide.
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︎ Dec 18 2019
It takes a big man to admit his mistake.
But it takes a bigger man to give a giraffe a haircut.
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︎ Oct 22 2019
5/4 of people admit that theyβre bad with fractions.
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︎ Jul 31 2019
It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong.
But it takes an even bigger man to give a giraffe a haircut!
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︎ Oct 24 2019
It takes a big man to admit when they're wrong...
But it takes an even bigger man to give a giraffe a haircut.
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︎ Oct 30 2019
5/4 people admit they arenβt good with fractions
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︎ Apr 30 2019
I admit I was wrong about how good my chiropractor is.
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︎ Mar 26 2018
I must admit - I was wrong about how good my chiropractor is.
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︎ Mar 17 2019
5/4 of people admit to being bad at fractions.
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︎ Jan 05 2019
5 out of 4 people admit
They're bad with fractions
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︎ May 22 2019
I admit I was wrong about how good my chiropractor is.
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︎ Jul 18 2018
5/4 of people admit that theyβre bad with fractions
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︎ May 14 2018
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