A list of puns related to "Aced"
Nobody got higher than me.
It was a brie-ze
He winged it!
I got a bee.
He keeps telling me its LA, but its gotta be Phoenix, right?
She saw the sine.
He's an arrow ace.
Plastic explosives
I aced it!
When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.
When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.
When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.
When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?
When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.
When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?
When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?
When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!
In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.
Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.
A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.
When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.
When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?
The King of Spade.
Ace attorney's
I just canβt deal with this any more.
He hit a glass ceiling.
The good news is I aced my IHOP interview
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers
They didnβt see the sign.
I said alrighty then.
It was a bowlinβ ace.
alt righty then!"
My doctor has prescribed me an ace inhibitor for my blood pressure
This was from a conversation my wife and I had yesterday. She asked me why I always go to Loweβs instead of the local hardware store seeing as Iβm all about supporting local businesses. I told her itβs because I take lisinopril and itβs an ace inhibitor.
It always has a flush.
It was ACE!
Chris P. Cream
Chris P. Bacon
Pete Zah
Barbie Q.
Q. Cumber
Okra Winfrey
Tom A. Tow
Zach N. Cheese
Drew Brie's
May N. Ace
Tuna Turner
Drew Berry
Parma Shawn
An Ace of Spades.
They call me Scarf Ace
But I don't deal well with change.
I got so good with scarves, they started calling me scarf ace.
He caught him raising a racket.
.....he's a real scarf ace.
Me: βHe was really good, he had like 30 acesβ
Dad: βwell he must of been cheating then... thereβs not that many in a pack of cardsβ
But when I swap for aces of spades, I'm trading Spaces
Her: Ugh, I feel like this quiz is going to cover a lot of material...
Me: Really? I thought the only material it would cover is whatever this desk is made of!
Her: ...
A Bluffolo
The King and Queen of clubs.
Then he'll really be an ace attorney.
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