Have you guys ever read "The Yellow Stream"?
It was written by I.P. Dailey
What is green, but smells like yellow paint?
I don't like green boogers, or yellow boogers, or big boogers, or little boogers.
I guess you could say I'm rather picky.
So, I hear you can beat Pokemon Yellow with just a Ditto.
Yeah, but I hear it's a big struggle!
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
Yellow fever
Im sure my friend who works at the local cinema has got yellow fever.
He's showing all the classic Simpsons
What's yellow and can't swim?
My friend thought he would play the part of the yellow internal part of a bird's egg, which nourishes the developing embryo in my play.
But I cast him as an oxen!
The yoke's on him!
Don't eat the yellow snow.
What's yellow and dangerous
I ordered some ripe, juicy, golden yellow mangoes from a grocery store. But all the mangoes they sent me were green.
What is yellow and something you shouldn't drink?
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Me: What is the first letter of the word “yellow?”
Kid: Y
Me: Coz I want to know.
Whats yellow and sits in the tree
A Prostitute tweetie
What does the Prostitute Tweetie say?
"Cheap Cheap"
Just heard that about 5 mins ago at the Christmas dinner table... from my dad.
What’s yellow and kills you if you get it in the eyes?
What's yellow, and a bit bent?
Why did yellow divorce red?
My grandmother bought some curved yellow fruit and a French pineapple.
Now nana has a banana and an ananas.
I cracked open an egg and all this yellow goo came out.
I was like: is this some kind of yolk?!
My wife asked how I keep track of all my dadjokes from Reddit. I told her that I write the ones I like on little yellow...
Puns on the word 'yellow'
A woman actually wrote the song: "Itsy-Bitsy, Teenie-Weenie, Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini."
A man would have written:
"Itsy-Bitsy, GIANT CRANK, Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini."
My son’s blue crayon wore out, so I gave him a yellow crayon to paint.
He said, “This blue up. Thanks for the gold.”
I have bunch of stuffed yellow cabs on my walls
I was going to tell you a joke about a shade of yellow...
... but I probably should skip it, it's mediochre
How do use pink, green, and yellow in a sentence?
The phone went 'green! green!', so I pinked it up and said, "Yellow?"
My son only ate the white rice and ignored the meatball and yellow lentils
I saw a lizard with angry red skin. It then turned orange! Then it turned yellow. Then green. Then blue. Then indigo, until it finally became a relaxing shade of violet.
Calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer chameleon.
If buttercups are yellow, what colour are hiccups?
What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple stream?
What's yellow and can't swim?
What is yellow and can't swim?
Dad: What’s the first letter in “yellow”?
Kid: Y.
Dad: Because I want to know.
What's yellow, grey and very dangerous?
A shark in a bowl of custard.
What's yellow and something you definitely shouldn't drink?
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