Nobody will upvote a cake joke on my cake day
There will be point in the future when Canada will take over the world.
And then you will all be sorry.
Three things Christ promises he will never do: Won't leave you broken-hearted (Psalm 147:3), won't reject you (John 6:37), and won't leave you nor forsake you (Hebrews 13:5).
In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
No one will listen to White Snake with me
SO here I go again on my own
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for fresh prints
Your nose will never be 12 inches long
Because then it would be a foot.
It's pretty obvious, that if you run in front of a moving car, you will get tired. But if you run behind it..
..do you just get exhausted ?
So the doctor came in to ask me about my broken arm. He said, "will painkillers help?"
What is something that will ruin your Friday?
Realizing that it is only Thursday
We're all steakholders in these incidents. Corporations need to beef up security or these costs will go over the moon. Criminals can't get used to CEOs chickening out and paying.
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What will the frog say when you show him this post?
Did you hear they will be handing out Goosebumps books at Oktoberfest?
Just look for the R. L. Stein.
Will you “cheese” be mine? ❤️
My nudist friend does not like putting on clothes, but will angrily comply with dress code requirements...
Will glass coffins ever be popular?
I have a hunch you will like this joke
My wife will buy anything that's marked down.
Yesterday she came home with an escalator.
A bank is a place which will loan you money...
....if you can prove you don't need it.
I am at the waiting room of the doctor’s office, wondering when my girlfriend’s checkup will be over.
Sitting at the Doc of the Bae, wasting time.
Rick Astley will let you borrow any DVD from his Pixar collection, EXCEPT one
He's never gonna give you "Up"
I have a theory that yeast will one day rule the world
This pun will make you stumped
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Will glass coffins ever be popular?
Only 90' kids will remember this
I’m driving through England, and will be staying in Greenwich tomorrow.
Not sure what to do in the Mean Time.
What will you find under Orion's Belt?
What body of water will make you sick?
Fudgemint Day will be here soon enough
My son is starting school next year but is scared because he thinks the other children will pick on him because of his name.
I reassured him, "Don't be silly! Why would anyone pick on you, Someoneyourownsize!?"
I will become the next great god. The embodiment of Thor and Odin’s power.
The salesman at the furniture store told me, “This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.”
I said, “Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”
I'm worried that the supreme court will lack empathy now that Ginsburg is gone.
Without her they're ruthless.
Like in Star Wars, things will work out for you
With Luke on your side.
Always look on the light side of the life force.
You're damn right it will
The fly fishing tournament will not have spectators this year.
But it will be LIVE STREAMED.
I told my suit cases just how There will be no holiday this year
I'm now dealing with emotional baggage
Kids these days will never know what it's like to be an Instant Pot
Between all the different types of foods and recipes, you're always going to be under a lot of pressure
A last will and testament is...
How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?
You look for fresh prints
Will glass coffins become popular?
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for fresh prints
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
How do you track Will Smith in the snow?
How do you catch Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints
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