Whatrestraunt is always full of white people?
When your girlfriend comes home in a white suit, covered in bee stings and smelling like honey
Breaking news from Wuhan: Widespread attacks on locals by large black-and-white bears.
Authorities fear a pandamic.
What did the white wire say to the black wire?
What do you call a white duck?
Today would have been Betty White's 100th birthday and a major snowstorm has hit the northeast US and Canada
I guess you could call this a Betty Whiteout
Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore?
As a white man I would never do Mongolian throat singing
It's guttural appropriation
A hungry 20 year old white guy asks: “Ma’am, do you serve crackers?”
The server replies: “Honey we serve everybody.”.
What’s big and white and can’t climb trees?
It was a white Christmas kind of day and our fenced backyard was blanketed with crystalline beauty. We let our two little puppies out the back door. Amazingly, in a short period of time the yard was peppered with small holes over the entire surface. The cause of this was…..
Lesson today: Perry White was Clark Kent's boss and Wong is Dr. Strange's sidekick
And that's the difference between White and Wong.
What did the Great White bring to the party?
What is the difference between a white man and an oriental window sealer? (Let's see if this works)
One is a Caucasian, the other is a Caulk Asian. (Please don't hit me)
What do you call white people who use Instagram
Gram crackers.
Just thought of it a few mins ago and wanted to share.
There are only two white people in the movie Black Panther
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
What's the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?
She went at 99. He went at 100.
What did the white snake before leaving his burrow to hunt for vermon
Here I go again on my own...
Did Betty White have dentures?
Then she probably had a pretty wetty bite.
I wanted to drink a White Russian, but I didn't have any of the ingredients
My version isn't quite as good, but it's an OK similac-rum
Jokes about white sugar are two a penny but jokes about brown sugar...
When I started losing the debate, I tried attacking my opponent for liking white rappers
Turns out they frown upon ad heminem
Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
People say that I make too many White Snake jokes
Its in black and white...
What do you call White Claw sodas?
What's green on the outside white on the inside and goes up and down?
I thought my wife wanted a 6 inch Italian BMT on wheat but it turns out she really wanted a 12 inch Chicken Bacon Ranch on white.
What's red and white and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
I got unmatched for this joke.
White sugar once asked for me eldest daughter's hand in marriage
I didn't know how to tell him: brown sugar already had me lasses
Jack Black and Jack White should form a band
They can call it Jack Grey
What’s white and is a disturbance during breakfast?
Have you ever had one of those days where you’re drawing with a [white] coloring pencil on a [white] sheet of paper?
Because I’m drawing a blank…
Note: feel free to swap “white” with any other color, as long as they’re exactly the same…
What do you call Snow White after she fought a fire breathing dragon?
Puddle-of-water Clear
(Courtesy of my 9yo daughter!)
No one will listen to White Snake with me
SO here I go again on my own
A white noise machine
A guy walks into a bar and orders a double espresso. "What's with the espresso order? You know we don't serve that," the bartender says. "I'm just exhausted. My wife got one of those white noise machines for the bedroom," the guy says. "Originally I was okay with it. But it turns out falling asleep to country music is harder than I thought."
What's the difference between a a delicatessen specializing in dressed meats, and a place to raise adorable baby Hammerheads and Great Whites?
One is a charcuterie, the other is a cute sharkery.
I walked into a bankrupt Liquor Store and noticed all of the liquor was gone except for a stack of White Claw packs..
I went up to the manager and asked why did he still have those and he replied “oh.. those are hard-to-sell-sir”
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