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What's Your Name Puns

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- what’s your name?
  • nick
  • what is it short for?
  • Nickname.
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👤︎ u/axaxamasha
📅︎ Dec 20 2020
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Policeman: What's your name? Me: The Wizard of Oz. Policeman: What's your full name?

Me (quietly): The Wizard of Ounces.

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👤︎ u/amar610
📅︎ Sep 11 2020
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Interviewer: what's your name? Me: Hired.

Interview: You're hired? Me: Thanks for the job!

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👤︎ u/sb4410
📅︎ Oct 23 2020
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What would you name your boat?

If I had a boat I'd name it Dylan, because of all the drug Dylan I'd have to do to afford it.

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👤︎ u/brohymn1416
📅︎ Jul 03 2020
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What would you name your pet pig?

Chris P Bacon

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👤︎ u/Blazing_Storm
📅︎ Jun 28 2020
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What’s the perfect name to give to your first sim?

Simone

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👤︎ u/Wxlson
📅︎ May 14 2020
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What do you do when your female teacher says your name wrong?

You teacher

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👤︎ u/Slymood
📅︎ Jun 13 2020
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What's your name?
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👤︎ u/Berkelium_BK
📅︎ Apr 02 2018
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What are your best puns involving either the name Sean or Ron?
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👤︎ u/Hooterz03
📅︎ Aug 19 2019
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A student visits the principal’s office one day and the principal says to him, “What’s your name, son?” He replies, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” The principal looks up and asks him, “Oh, do you have a stutter?”

The student replies, “No sir, my dad has a stutter, but the guy who registered my name was an asshole.”

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👤︎ u/puggoamber
📅︎ Jun 15 2019
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Dude: Hey man, my name is John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, what’s your name?

Other dude: Okay look, you’re not gonna believe it, but you’re name is my name too.

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👤︎ u/waitwhaaaaaatt
📅︎ Nov 12 2019
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1 boy was named trouble and the other was called shutup. One day trouble got lost so shutup went to the police station and said ‘I lost my brother’. The police said ‘what is your name’ ‘shutup’ the police said ‘what did you say to me’ ‘shutup’. The police said ‘are you looking for trouble’ ‘yep’
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👤︎ u/meme-for-me
📅︎ Jun 07 2019
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- What’s your name, sir?

  • it’s Lucas, without a “w”.

  • wait a minute. Lucas has no “w”.

  • and what did I just say?

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👤︎ u/Saazkwat
📅︎ Jun 21 2019
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What’s the name of the guy who takes care of your lawn?

Moe

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👤︎ u/labink
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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Friend:whats your rapper name? Me: Lil pup
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👤︎ u/jojagurdoesreddit
📅︎ Jun 18 2018
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When you write your name in blood, what happens if you make a type O?

Edit: you guys are doing an excellent job of keeping the points at 69. Several times I've peeked its been exactly 69.

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👤︎ u/MyBrainSharts
📅︎ Jan 29 2015
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Your friend Lee asks you what is another name for a mother...

A parent, Lee.

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👤︎ u/bingomzan
📅︎ May 16 2017
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What's your new friend's name?

Daughter: I forget

Me: that's a weird name for a kid. Why would her parents name her "I forget"?

Daughter: Dad!

Me: I mean, it just seems like it would be a really hard name to remember.

Daughter: DAD!!

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👤︎ u/kalathedestroyer
📅︎ Feb 23 2017
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So what's your name...

My name is hugh mungus.

Papa bless.

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👤︎ u/CR_Dean007
📅︎ Jul 17 2017
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[Serious] If you could change your name to anything, what would your new name be?

Anything, silly.

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👤︎ u/BisFitty
📅︎ Jan 20 2015
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Policeman: What is your name?

Me: The Wizard of Oz

Policeman: Your FULL name...

Me: (quietly) the Wizard of ounces

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👤︎ u/Stoatwobbler
📅︎ May 28 2019
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