- nick
- what is it short for?
- Nickname.
Me (quietly): The Wizard of Ounces.
Interview: You're hired? Me: Thanks for the job!
If I had a boat I'd name it Dylan, because of all the drug Dylan I'd have to do to afford it.
Chris P Bacon
Simone
You teacher
The student replies, “No sir, my dad has a stutter, but the guy who registered my name was an asshole.”
Other dude: Okay look, you’re not gonna believe it, but you’re name is my name too.
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it’s Lucas, without a “w”.
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wait a minute. Lucas has no “w”.
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and what did I just say?
Moe
Edit: you guys are doing an excellent job of keeping the points at 69. Several times I've peeked its been exactly 69.
A parent, Lee.
Daughter: I forget
Me: that's a weird name for a kid. Why would her parents name her "I forget"?
Daughter: Dad!
Me: I mean, it just seems like it would be a really hard name to remember.
Daughter: DAD!!
My name is hugh mungus.
Papa bless.
Anything, silly.
An attractive woman arrives at a party. While scanning the guests she spots an interesting looking man standing alone. She approaches him and says "Hello, my name is Carmen."
"That's a beautiful name" he says, "is it a family name?"
"No", she replies. "As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things I enjoy most...cars and men. Therefore I chose Carmen."
"What's your name?" she asks.
The man replies "B.J.......B.J. Titsngolf."
Me: The Wizard of Oz
Policeman: Your FULL name...
Me: (quietly) the Wizard of ounces
