I once dated a phlebotomist whom, when she tried to draw my blood, said "Be positive."
It was then I realized, she wasn't my type.
The composer whom best suits this pandemic is...
Drycoughski.
I saw a drunk dude riding in a boat on the chests of four women with average bust size, one of whom had a single mastectomy.
He was sailing on the seven C’s
Whom does Asian parents love more than A honorable child ?
A+ Honorable child
What do you call a friend whom you have slept with?
an inti-mate
Did you hear about those policemen on whom the roof fell?
They are now undercover cops.
Whom does an Egyptian see when he has problems with his back?
A Cairopracter.
When I was asleep, my best friend whom I'd trust with my life robbed me of everything except the shoes on my feet.
He left me with trusty shoes.
To whom did the squirrel go to seek out his fortune.
Nutradamus
To whom ever stole my Microsoft office I will find you!
You have my word!!!!
What did the Russian man tell the girl whom he likes?
“I’m Crussian on you.”
This three legged doggo, whom i wish I could adopt, has a great photography pun name, not too mention a badass story victoriahumanesociety.com…
What does a scarecrow whom is a prosecutor say against you?
I'm going to have a 'field day' with you.
I present my father, whom may love boobies more than me imgur.com/feIi7wU
For Whom the Bell Tolls
Pops recently got a new touchdown bell after breaking his getting far too excited over a football game. I came home from work the other day and before I can fully get through the door he rings the bell in my face, looks dead at me and says, "You are for whom it tolls."
To whom ever stole my Microsoft Office.
I will find you. You have my Word.
