Vaulter Puns

He responded, "No, I'm German. And how did you know my name was Walter?"

And he said “no I’m German but how did you know my name was Walter?”

He said “My name is Vilhelm; I’m a Hungarian. The Pole, Valter, didn’t qualify.”

His response was, "No, I'm German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"

“No,” says the man, “I’m German. But how did you know my name is Walter?”

During the Olympics in Rio last year, a journalist was walking through the Olympic Village, and passed a guy carrying a long pole over his shoulder.

"Hi! Are you a pole vaulter?"

"No, I'm German, but how do you know my name?"

He replies, "No, I'm German. How did you know my name?"

In Ukraine, the decision was made to lease a 1km strip of land along the border to a nato country such as Poland.

That way Ukraine would get the protection of nato without all the complications.

During the negotiations it was suggested to reduce the strip from one kilometer to one meter.

The Ukrainian negotiator said “no. Pole Vaulters.”

The nato negotiator said “I don’t understand. Yes my name is Vaulters, but I am Latvian.”

My daughter and I have been trading these. Here is our current list - would love to hear more!

1. I lost my job at the chess factory. I couldn’t work knights.
2. I lost my job at the bank. A lady asked me to check her balance so I pushed her over.
3. I lost my job at the keyboard factory. I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
4. I lost my job at the calendar factory. I took too many days off.
5. I lost my job as a maze designed. I got lost in my work.
6. I lost my job as an electrician. I was shocked!
7. I lost my job as a psychic. I didn’t see it coming!
8. I lost my job at the funeral home. Apparently, the options are “cremation” or “burial,” not “smoking” or “non-smoking.”
9. I lost my job as an astronomer. I thought my work was looking up!
10. I lost my job as a cyber criminal. I couldn’t hack it.
11. I lost my job as a human cannonball. I got fired!
12. I lost my job as a garbage collector. I had no training but I thought I would pick it up as I go.
13. I lost my job as a math teacher, same job I’ve had since 2000. That’s 46 years down the drain!
14. I lost my job in pool maintenance. It was too draining.
15. I lost my job as a fisherman. I didn’t make enough net income.
16. I lost my job as a baker. I really kneaded the dough!
17. I lost my job as a historian. There was no future in it.
18. I lost my job as a tour guide in Australia. I did not have the right koalafications.
19. I lost my job at the upholstery repair shop. I may never recover.
20. I lost my job as a massage therapist. I rubbed people the wrong way.
21. I lost my job as a seamstress. And I tried sew hard.
22. I lost my job as a musician. I just wasn’t noteworthy.
23. I lost my job at the unemployment office. And I still need to go back there tomorrow.
24. I lost my job feeding giraffes. I just wasn’t up to it.
25. I lost my job as a water slide attendant. My career is going down the tubes.
26. I lost my job at the paper shredding factory. It was a tearable job.
27. I lost my job as a drummer. I’m sure there will be repercussions.
28. I lost my job as a pole vaulter. I'll never get over it.
29. I lost my job as a pet groomer. I couldn’t make heads or tails of it.
30. I lost my job as a pastry tester. That job was a piece of cake.
31. I lost my job as a mirror inspector. I could see myself doing that for a long time.
32. I lost my job as a yoga instructor. I bent over backwards for them.
33. I lost my job at Dunkin. It’s ok, I was fed up wit

I saw a bloke walking in with a big wooden pole on his shoulder one day. I pulled him up and asked, "Are you a pole vaulter?" He said "No, I'm Czech, and how do you know my name is Vaulter?"

He was carrying a massive stick so I said to him "Are you a pole vaulter?" to which he replied "No, I'm a German. How did you know my name was Walter?"

Joke shamelessly stolen from u/tunafriendlydolphin ♡

Another guy comes up to him and ask, “Hey, are you a pole vaulter?”

The guy with the stick replies, “No, I’m Ukrainian… but how did you know my name is Walter!?”

I asked, are you a pole vaulter?

To which he replied ‘No. I am German. But how do you know my name?’

I asked him "Are you by any chance a pole- vaulter?"

He looked surprised "Nein, I'm German, but how did you know my name vas Valter?"

There are two Olympians speaking to one another:

Olympian 1: Are you a pole vaulter?

Olympian 2:No, I am German but how did you know my name was Vaulter?

A guy across the street yells to him "Hey mate, are you a pole vaulter?"

So the first guy shouts back "No, actually I am originally from Austria but how did you know my name is Walter?"

(You've got to lay the accent on quite thickly for the last part)

He asked the man "Excuse me, but are you a pole vaulter?"

The man replied "Actually I am Ukrainian, but how did you know my name vas Valter?"

The man says, “Actually, I’m German, but how did you know my name is Walter?”

Yes I am, but how did you know my name was Valter?

At the Olympics, I saw a man carrying a long stick. “Are you a pole vaulter?” I asked.‬

‪“No,” he replied. “I’m German, but how did you know my name is Walter?”‬