Goldberg from The Mighty Ducks movies has been using methamphetamine for a while apparently.

I thought he was just a quack addict.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DiggerNick9
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If Whoopi Goldberg and Peter Cushing had gotten married....

It would be Whoopi Cushing.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anime_lover_420
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After a long hike to the top of a mountain, my wife asked me, β€œSo what do you think of The View?”

I said, β€œWhoopi Goldberg is ok, but I don’t like the other women on the show.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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I met an impolite inventor today.

He was a Rude Goldberg.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rossum81
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 22 2018
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Star Trek Dad joke.

My dad is a bit of a sci-fi nerd, but he can be a nerd in other aspects as well.

One time when the family was playing a trivia game, the question talked about Whoopi Goldberg's appearences on "Star Trek: The Next Generation." After the question had been answered, my Dad said, "She was a cologist on that show."

"A what?" We were wondering what the heck he meant.

"Yeah," he explained. "A Guinan-cologist."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gapporin
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