A truck of Vicks vapor rub crashed on the highway...

Luckily there was no traffic congestion...

Humbly submitted, Dad

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Bradb717
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I had a friend join at cult that believes when they die they become water vapor

I told him they will be mist

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jamiestonee
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I cannot eat shrimp, lobsters and clams that have been cooked by heated water vapor....

I have shellfish steamed issues.

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A truck carrying Vicks vapor rub overturned on the highway.

Amazingly, there was no congestion for 8 hours.

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The water vapor passed right by me.

It was a mist opportunity.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jebjum
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Vaporized
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/NobinKB
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What do you call a water dropplet that smokes?

Vapor

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/paullukco
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A moment of silence for our dear friend, liquid water, who did not survive the 100ยฐ temperature...

You will be mist.

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What do you say when boiled water dies?

R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/typical_guy1
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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Someone shipped me a box of essential oils

And now I have a case of the vapors

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What 80โ€™s band was the smelliest.

DurianDurian

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/n8yi
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Before the advent of the Internet

Did water vaporate?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Aromatic_Professor
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Just thought of a good pun, I just need somebody to make it into a joke.

The word vaporize can mean to completely destroy something, but here is the interesting part. vaporize can probably mean to turn something to vapor.

So, can somebody turn this into a joke?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Timmytimmy34563456
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Dad dadjoked me twice in a row

My parents and I are just finishing up some Fringe on TV and my mom says, "You know that song 'I think I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so?'" And I say, "Yeah, I think that band is called The Vacuums or something."My dad says: "Yeah, that band really sucks." I look it up online and it turns out that band is actually named The Vapors. I tell my parents that, being a good guy and all, and totally willing to admit when I'm wrong, and my dad says, "Oh, that band? They really stink." I cannot wait. I CANNOT WAIT to be a Dad and tell Dad jokes.

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